MILF Julia Roberts is looking better than ever in the cover of the latest issue of Allure Magazine (March 2009). The proud mom of twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus, and baby boy Henry born in June 2007, confesses she doesn’t like people commenting on her appearance – Julia finds it rude, we have to agree with her.

“Just when you think you’re getting your sh-t together, someone says, ‘When is your baby due?’ I had Henry on my hip, and it was like ‘This is my baby,’” Roberts says flatly. “It hurt my feelings so bad! I think the second-meanest thing you can say to somebody is ‘You look tired.’ Why do people say that? Just tell me I look like a mom! Don’t tell me I look tired.”

The 41 year-old actress looks beautiful channeling the desperate housewife in these photo shoot. Let’s face it Julia has 3 small children it can’t be easy dealing with all that mess at home (watch Julia meltdown on video here>>) so we give her props for looking so relaxed and glamorous!

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Not even with a little help from her friend Matthew Williamson did Lindsay Lohan manage to look good. What the hell was Lindsay thinking?? And wasn’t she supposed to be incredibly sick at home since she and Samantha canceled their Valentine’s gig in Florida??

“Now Sam and Lindsay are being marketed as the D.J./hosting couple and are earning good money off it, but that means Lindsay is going out more and more and hanging around a bad crowd,” an insider told Tarts. “It doesn’t take brain surgery to figure out how’s she lost weight so fast …”

Lindsay wore something not even my grandma in her crack disco days would use to attend Matthew’s New York store opening this Sunday (Feb 15). Lindsay’s skinny unhealthy appearance is not intentional, she says: “I did’t [lose it] intentionally. I’m eating as much as I always eat.” The drastic weight loss is most probably a result of the unhealthy relationship both Linds and Sam are trapped in.

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Super hot momma Angelina Jolie started modeling at a tender age, the actress would have been only 15 (or 16) years old when these photos were taken. There is no question Angie was beautiful and sexy in a very illegal way… 15 year-olds are not supposed to look that good.

One thing is creeping me out about these photos and it is the uncanny resemblance to Miley Cyrus. Is Miley the new Angelina Jolie?? Is this the pattern of beauty we are following today?? If gossip blogs existed back in Angie’s day, I’m sure she would have been a lot more controversial (see Angie’s provocative teen bikini photos here>>).

Angelina Jolie (15) VS. Miley Cyrus (10)

Jailbait: Sexy Teenage Angelina Jolie’s First Modeling Photos Below go on reading »

Troubled pop-star Britney Spears earned a brand new wax figure at the famous Madame Tussauds in London. To tell the truth Britney more than deserved a new wax figure, the old one was based on her famous performance with a snake of “I’m a Slave 4 U” at the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards.

Since then a lot has happened in the Britney world, we understand a bald Brit wouldn’t be such a pleasant vision at the wax museum so we are glad they waited for her to get back in shape, saner and cleaner to do another wax figure. Ironically, waxed Britney poses with one of her 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.

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Paris Hilton and her baby sister Nicky Hilton could not lose the opportunity to show up in perfectly matchy outfits at the Mercedes-Benz IMG New York Fashion Week (Fall 2009). I always thought of Nicky like a fashionista and Paris like the tacky-cute-pinky-desperate-for-attention type. Maybe it was Nicky who chose the outfits and Paris just said “That’s Hot” and dressed it… what do I know?!

Paris actually thinks of herself as the icon of the decade… seriously!! As much as I would love to be this creative, I just do not make this stuff up!

“There’s nobody in the world like me,” Hilton told E! Online.”I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”

Is Paris on crack or something?? When you think nothing else could surprise you coming from Paris, she just is compares herself to Marilyn and Diana. That’s like comparing root beer to champagne… (insert pun here!)

Paris Hilton & Nicky Hilton Too Hot At New York Fashion Week

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Poor Christian Bale will never get rid of his short fuse reputation. Christian lost his temper and dropped the F-bomb like a million times per minute – he deserves to be spoofed! Family Guy just made another hilarious spoof of the infamous incident.

Watch Christian Ball’s Sister F-Bomb Meltdown Spoof Video here>>

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British Supermodel Kate Moss is 3 months pregnant sources tell News Of The World. Kate and her boyfriend Jamie Hince are thrilled but keeping it private for now. They have only shared the good news with close friends and family since they were expecting to reach the dreadful 12 weeks!

A source close to the model said: “It’s true. Kate is pregnant. She’s overjoyed at the news.

“She’s past the 12-week stage so she’s telling more and more people. Her friends are delighted for her.”

“He’s [Jamie] really excited at the prospect of becoming a dad. He already dotes on Lila Grace and is besotted with Kate.

“She’s a devoted, loving mother who enjoys a wonderful relationship with Lila despite a career that takes her all over the world. She’s vowing to be an even better mum this time.”

Kate was recently seen with a mysterious bump while leaving The Ivy Club in London (Feb 12). Kate has a 6 year-old daughter from a previous relationship with magazine publisher Jefferson Hack.

Congratulations to the happy couple!!

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Proud daddy Tom Cruise spent some quality time with his son Connor as the two watched from the first row the Daytona 500 held at Daytona International Speedway in Florida. Ironically mommy’s new husband Keith Urban kicked off the event with a surprise two-song performance as both Tom and Connor applauded.

Connor Cruise wants to be an actor just like daddy and he made his debut in a Will Smith movie “Seven Pounds”. Connor didn’t need daddy’s help to get the role, he reportedly did it all by himself and because he has talent. Anyone has seen “Seven Pounds”?? What did you think of Connor’s debut??

Matt Kenseth Wins 2009 Daytona 500 (Results)>>

Watch Keith Urban Perform “Better Life” At The 2009 Daytona 500 Below go on reading »

Lindsay Lohan has been named our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’ for the 6th time.  She was in New York at ‘Fashion Week’ with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson when the photo above was taken.

The first thing that struck me was how painfully thin she looks.  Then I got to the fashion and about puked, from the black pants jacked up near her boobs, to the doily shirt with stirrups, it just slapped me all over with the fashion ugly stick.

Here is to hoping Lindsay can find some stability and get healthy!  I highly recommend Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles in Los Angeles for beefing her up!

More Worst Dressed Celebs of the Day

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Singer Katy Perry, who is currently single after breaking up with longtime boyfriend Travis McCoy, celebrated her Valentine’s Day with her girlfriends in Vegas but it seems like she might have found love.

Katy met Benji Madden at Hard Rock Hotel’s Wasted Space and then they headed to Lavo, where they were seen all over each other. Katy announced to the crowd in the club: “Happy Vagina Day… F**k boys. We don’t need boys — we got girls!”

“I Kissed A Girl” singer might like to kiss females but she knows better than anyone what a difference a male makes!! LOL Katy just might have stepped on Paris’ toes. Benji dated Paris Hilton for quite some time (a record for Paris!) before they broke up for reasons unknown… we hope it didn’t have anything to do with herpes and Chris Brown!!

Katy Perry’s Awful Fashion Sense Honored At Hard Rock Hotel In Vegas

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Shaquille O’Neal, perhaps in his last All-Star game on Sunday in Phoenix, went out with a bang. He was in nearly every big highlight from the game and ended up winning the MVP along with Kobe Bryant.

But Shaq was at his best during the introductions for the game when he came out on stage and did a free style dance with the dance group Jabbawockeez. The all-male dance group won MTV’s ‘America’s Best Dance Crew in 2008. They also appeared on ‘America’s Got Talent’ before that.

Shaq has done it all in the past twenty years. He has appeared in 15 NBA All-Star games along with recording several rap albums and appearing in several bad films, with the exception being ‘Blue Chips’ with Nick Nolte and Penny Hardaway back in the early 90′s.

Live Blog of the 2009 NBA All-Star Game

R&B star M.I.A., who performed Sunday night at the Grammy Awards, gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday in Los Angeles.  The spunky M.I.A. blogged about the boy’s arrival on her MySpace page according to Knocked Up Celebs.

“Sunday night I came home from the Grammys still in the mood to party — I coulda easily gone out but I went home instead — lucky I did! My early stage labor kicked in around 2 a.m. My baby was born Wednesday. He is healthy, fine, beautiful and the most amazing thing ever on this planet — of course I’m his mum!! Me and baby are putting our tour dates for 2010 together, making mix tapes and figuring out a way to break out of the hospital! My baby boy says hi!�

The father of the boy is M.I.A.’s boyfriend Benjamin Brewer Bronfman, a musician.

M.I.A.’s MySpace Page

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