Red Bull Tainted With Cocaine!
The energy drink that “Gives you Wiiings,” Red Bull, is being pulled from shelves in six states in Germany after it was discovered it contains a trace amount of cocaine, which is so small that it doesn’t pose a health risk.
According to local reports, the cocaine comes from a process of de-cocainized extract of coca leaf in the drink, which despite its name, doesn’t actually take all the cocaine out. The process also means that Red Bull has to be e classified as a narcotic and needs a special license for sale.
Red Bull said their drink is “harmless and marketable in both the U.S. and Europe.” Since when did the Germans get so uptight!?! Let people get high on Red Bull if they want to! Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are loving it too!!
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who cares if cocaine is in red bull its up to the buyer and seller at least no one goes to jail unlike the american government using cocaine just to populate their prison system and thats a proven fact for the last 55 something odd years and no one has spoken up about that leave red bull alone banned americas views on human rights the way they judge and prejudge should be illegal
land of the free home of the hypocrytes i say
what make anything illegal or better yet who decides if something should be illegal?
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