“Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked.”

Lord Chesterfield
(1694 – 1773)

“I Kissed a Girl” singer Katy Perry strips off and poses for a sexy photo shoot for Complex Magazine. In the interview Katy talks about her type of guy and gives some tips on how to keep a firm ample cleavage. Here are some highlights from Katy Perry’s Complex interview:

On the photo shoot being a dark sexy: It’s a bit of a darker side of me, a little S&M. Though I did have to hang from a cage, which could have easily gone wrong with the five-inch heels I was wearing.

On what is her type: Oh God, I don’t have a type. I guess one thing that’s the same with all of the men I’ve dated is that they’re all communicators and they’re all sensitive. I have a soft spot for musicians, a guy who can write a song or say how he feels and put it into a song, and is super poetic. Travis is really good at that, and he’s just so good at lyrics that I think that’s ultimately why I was so attracted to him. But I definitely do not have a type. You know, he’s artistic and he has that natural swagger. When he puts his hat on, that’s how he puts his hat on. He doesn’t stand in the mirror for like three hours, he just puts it on. So that’s sexy.

On if her boobs are fake: People are always like, “Well, yours are fake,” and I’m like, “No, I just don’t go around screaming they’re not fake.” It’s all about doing push-ups. You know that, right? The push-ups keep them good and not like armpit pancakes.

Katy Perry Complex Magazine Photos

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A young man called Desmond Hatchett is the father of at least 21 kids at the early age of 29 years old. Desmond is in the news not only for his uncanny sexual health but because he can only afford to pay $2 per month of child support to each of his kids from 11 different mothers. Therefore the great state of Tennessee and its tax payers will be paying Desmond’s child support!

Desmond is a lucky man! The 29 year-old says he is a great daddy since he knows all his babies’, from newborn to the age of 11, names, ages and birth dates. How cute! Someone, please, chemically castrate this guy!! He is only 29 years old for Pete’s sake!!

American Idol sponsor AT&T has been linked to “power texting” parties that could have possibly changed the outcome of this season’s finale results. AT&T have reportedly provided Kris Allen fans with “power text” phones and tips on how to send 10 text messages at the touch of one single button.

“Power texting” is considered a violation of American Idol’s voting rules against the use of “technical enhancements” to bump voting. Both AT&T and Fox have released statements to clear up these rumors that have begun on various Adam Lambert’s fan forums.

AT&T released the following statement:

“Last week, countless parties were held in homes, bars, and other public places across America to watch the ‘American Idol’ finale. In Arkansas, a few local AT&T employees were invited to attend two local watch parties organized by the community. Caught up in the enthusiasm of rooting for their hometown contestant, they brought a small number of demo phones with them and provided texting tutorials to those who were interested. Going forward, we will make sure our employees understand our sponsorship celebrates the competition, not individual contestants. That said, it’s quite a leap to suggest that a few individuals could have impacted the final results.”

Fox and “Idol” producers 19 Entertainment and FremantleMedia released a statement saying Kris is indeed the winner:

“Fox and the producers of ‘American Idol’ are absolutely certain that the results of this competition are fair, accurate and verified. Kris Allen is, without a doubt, the American Idol. We have an independent third-party monitoring procedure in place to ensure the integrity of the voting process. In no way did any individuals unfairly influence the outcome of the competition.”

This just doesn’t make much sense mathematically speaking. It was reported that 80 or less free “power text” phones were distributed on Kris Allen’s fan parties. But there were more than 100 million votes to decide the winner and Fox had already stated Allen won by a wide margin.

Kris Allen won!! Adam is great too!! It’s time to let it go! They will both have successful careers… Adam’s chances are even bigger now that he lost!

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Diane Lane’s husband Josh Brolin, who is currently filming his new movie “Jonah Hex” in New Orleans, was spotted getting cozy with a younger woman named Melissa Green.

Josh and Melissa partied at the Royal Street Inn. He later took her to another location where they hang out. A witness said: “Melissa sat in his lap, and they were kissing each other on the mouth. He nibbled her ears and was caressing her. He was tickling her as she wrapped her legs around him.”

The next morning “They left together,” a witness tells In Touch. “Josh looked like he hadn’t slept at all. She was wearing the same outfit as the night before and looked embarrassed.”

I cannot believe someone would be stupid enough to cheat on the beautiful Diane Lane. Josh Brolin is such a player! He is in a lot of trouble now…

Josh Brolin & Diane Lane Pictures

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Singer/songwriter Lady GaGa graces the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone Magazine (June 2009). The eccentric “Poker Face” singer is wearing something that gives us the illusion she is only cover in bubbles. She looks absolutely bubblelicious… except the crazy hair!!

Here are some highlights from Lady GaGa’s Rolling Stone interview:

On being like other pop stars: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.

On staying busy: “The truth is the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working. When I’m not working, I go crazy.”

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Actor Terrence Howard proposed to his girlfriend Zulay Henao, a Columbian actress who has posed for Maxim Magazine, in Prague where he is filming his new movie “Red Tails”.

Terrence was married twice to the same woman, Lori McCommas, who he was accused of beating (mugshot here), for fourteen years but they split back in 2003. Zulay was a good friend to the 40 year-old actor after his mother died and they ended up falling in love.

Congratulations to the happy couple!!

Zulay Henao Pictures

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Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, was quietly arrested on April 6 in New York. Michael reportedly made threatening phone calls to his fiance Erin Miller after she tried to dump him. Michael threatened to kill Erin and himself if she called off the engagement and he can now face up to a year in jail.

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Update: Danielle Staub aka Beverly Merrill Mugshot>>

Danielle Staub, a 45 year-old mother-of-two, is the most controversial housewife of the brand new reality series “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Danielle is trying to enjoy the single life and raise her two daughters, Christine and Jillian, after her husband left her. She is bold, sensual and confident.

“I’m not the most gorgeous woman in the world, but I’m kinda hot,” Danielle said. “I might just be the ultimate threat. I think I’m just a really secure woman, and sometimes, people are less than enthusiastic about having me around.”

In just two episodes, Danielle has already confessed to have phone sex with a complete stranger for two years, offered a blow job to another guy at a restaurant and quickly became frenemies with other housewives.

Caroline Manzo, another housewife, wants to find more information on Danielle’s secret past and learns that she, and possibly her mug shot, is featured in the now out-of-print “Cop Without a Badge,” the true-life story of a former con turned criminal informant (Kevin Maher). Find out more in the next episode of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”.

Danielle Staub Pictures

Daughter of former boxing champion Mike Tyson, Exodus Tyson, victim of a tragic accident involving a treadmill cord, was pronounced dead earlier this morning. Exodus was four years old.

The Phoenix Police Department released the following statement: “I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 AM today at the hospital. Our sympathies go out to the family.”

Our thoughts, prayers and condolences go out to the family!

Brazilian hottie Adriana Lima, who is married to NBA star Marko Jaric, is pregnant with the couple’s first child. Adriana and Marko tied the knot on Valentine’s Day of this year, and she is nearly three months pregnant… do the math!!

“Adriana and Marko are overjoyed that they are expecting their first child together and are excited to share the happy news and start their family together,” say reps.

The Victoria’s Secret Angel, who vowed to remain a virgin until marriage, was recently seen at the launch of ‘Noir Fragrance and Body Care Collection’ (photos below). It seemed like the 27 year-old model has gained some weight in very specific areas of her body. Since I don’t remember Adriana having boobies like that, I will dare say those are typical mom-to-be goods!

Adriana Lima Pregnant Pictures

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If keeping up with “The Real Housewives Of…” Orange County, New York, New Jersey, and Atlanta was difficult already, Bravo just announced yet another spin-off of the infamous reality TV show!

“We’re tapping personalities who are among Washington D.C.’s influential players, cultural connoisseurs, fashion sophisticates and philanthropic leaders,” Frances Berwick, Executive Vice President and General Manager, Bravo Media, said in a statement. “The people who rub elbows with the most prominent people in the country and easily move in the city’s diverse political and social circles.”

We expect “The Real Housewives of DC” to be sexier, smarter and classier… but still complicated and controversial like the previous wives! “The Real Housewives of Orange County” star Gretchen Rossi has been involved in a legal battle with a gossip site for publishing some compromising and naked photos of herself.

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