Eminem appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night and tutored host Jimmy Kimmel on how to become a rap star. The skit started with Kimmel dressed like Em’ and telling him horror stories from his junior high days of yesteryear. Stories that would be considered lame by most standards.

Eminem anoints Kimmel as ‘Briefcase Joe’ before leading him to the studio, where they put an organic rap to paper, with Kimmel then rapping the veggie rhyme as its recorded.