Much has been made about fame-whore Heidi Montag appearing in the upcoming issue of Playboy magazine (pics).  The irony and twist to it all is that she is actually not even naked in Hef’s pages.

Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag — “No nipples, no vagina, no a**.”

What a boring photo shoot!  However the actress is more than dirty on the cover of the magazine.

More Photos of Heidi Montag & Playboy

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