Bikini Britney Spears on The Late Show with David Letterman doing a ‘Top 10 list of things she would do if she was President’.

WARNING: EXTREMELY LAME HUMOR!

Top 10 Ways The World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President:

10. I’d be the first President to wear eyeshadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana in the Palm Casino in Las Vegas
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy”
5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me

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