Actress Anne Heche decided to open her mouth to diss her ex-husband and the father of her 7 year-old son Homer, Coley Laffon, on “The Late Show With David Letterman” on Wednesday (August 26).

“Can you say ‘lazy ass’ on TV?” Heche said. “No, no, no. That’s terrible.”

When asked by Letterman what Laffoon does for a living, Heche paused before telling the audience: “He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!’ ”

Laffoon “is doing a lot for himself right now,” she added. “I think he wants to coach soccer right about now. It’s funny because you can’t quite let go of the ex.”

“He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts playing soccer,” she told Letterman. “Honestly, I don’t want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don’t want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays and maybe on Sunday.”

Anne and Coley went through a very ugly, nasty divorce that lasted for two years and included a fight over furniture, a custody battle and accusations from both parties, before they finally reached a settlement six months ago.

No matter how bad your ex-husband might be, Anne just comes out looking like a complete lunatic and totally insane when all she can talk about and try to be funny about is the father of child, who is old enough to watch TV and see his mother making a fool of herself.

Anne is currently dating her “Men in Trees” co-star James Tupper and the two welcome a healthy baby boy named Atlas Heche Tupper earlier this year. Hopefully, Anne won’t be back dissing the fathers of her children on Letterman in a couple of years.

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