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Movies Opening Today (August 14, 2009)

Movie Poster: Bandslam

Bandslam (PG) When gifted singer-songwriter Charlotte Banks asks new kid in town Will Burton to manage her fledgling rock band, she appears to have just one goal in mind: go head-to-head against her egotistical musician ex-boyfriend, Ben, at the biggest event of the year, a battle of the bands. Against all odds, their band develops a sound all its own with a real shot at success in the contest. Meanwhile, romance brews between Will and Sa5m, who plays a mean guitar and has a voice to die for. When disaster strikes, it’s time for the band to make a choice: Do they admit defeat, or face the music and stand up for what they believe in?

District 9 (R) Thirty years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world. The creatures were set up in a makeshift home in South Africa’s District 9 as the world’s nations argued over what to do with them.

Now, patience over the alien situation has run out. Control over the aliens has been contracted out to Multi-National United (MNU), a private company uninterested in the aliens’ welfare — they will receive tremendous profits if they can make the aliens’ awesome weaponry work. So far, they have failed; activation of the weaponry requires alien DNA.

The tension between the aliens and the humans comes to a head when an MNU field operative, Wikus van der Merwe, contracts a mysterious virus that begins changing his DNA. Wikus quickly becomes the most hunted man in the world, as well as the most valuable — he is the key to unlocking the secrets of alien technology. Ostracized and friendless, there is only one place left for him to hide: District 9.

The Time Traveler’s Wife (PG-13) Clare has been in love with Henry her entire life. She believes they are destined to be together, even though she never knows when they will be separated: Henry is a time traveler–cursed with a rare genetic anomaly that causes him to live his life on a shifting timeline, skipping back and forth through his lifespan with no control. Despite the fact that Henry’s travels force them apart with no warning, Clare desperately tries to build a life with her one true love.

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (R) Who is Don Ready? Salesman? Lover? Song Stylist? Semi-professional dolphin trainer? Ready is all of the above – except for a dolphin trainer. When he’s asked to help save an ailing local car dealership from bankruptcy, Ready and his ragtag crew descend on the town of Temecula like a pack of coyotes on a basket full of burgers. Selling, drinking, selling and going to strip clubs is their stock and trade. And they do it well. What Don doesn’t expect is to fall in love and find his soul (cue heartfelt piano).

Ponyo (NR) Centers on a 5-year-old boy named Sosuke and his relationship with a goldfish princess named Ponyo who longs to become human.

Earth Days (NR) The history of our environmental undoing through the eyes of nine Americans whose work and actions launched the modern environmental movement.

Grace (R) After years of trying to conceive, Madeline and Michael Matheson are finally pregnant. But with only weeks before delivery, an accident leaves both Michael and the unborn child dead. Devastated, Madeline determines to carry the child to term and deliver naturally. What seemed like madness becomes a miracle when, after delivering a stillborn child, Madeline finds her baby is indeed alive… and hungry. She soon discovers that her baby – now named Grace – thirsts for something more than mother’s milk, and Madeline is determined to feed her, no matter the consequences. With nowhere to turn, Madeline must make a mother’s ultimate decision: What will she sacrifice to keep her child alive?

It Might Get Loud (PG) The history of the electric guitar as seen from the point of view of three significant musicians: Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page, U2′s The Edge and the White Stripes’ Jack White. It tells the personal stories, of three generations of electric guitar virtuosos. It reveals how each developed his unique sound and style of playing his favorite instrument. Concentrating on the artist’s musical rebellion, traveling with him to influential locations and provoking rare discussion as to how and why he writes and plays.

Spread (R) Nikki isn’t a gigolo. He’s a sexual grifter, a fun-loving, freeloading hipster who understands his greatest assets are his looks and sexual prowess, which he uses to charm his way into the hearts of the city’s richest women and enjoy their lifestyle. Nikki gets a free place to live, fantastic gifts, A-list access, and plenty of sex. The women get to feel young, beautiful… and utterly fulfilled in the bedroom. It’s a mutually beneficial set-up. Nikki’s latest conquest is Samantha, a stunning middle-aged lawyer who gives him more than he’s ever had before. But then he meets a gorgeous waitress his own age named Heather. She comes to visit Nikki at Samantha’s house while Samantha is out of town, sees what an incredible place it is… and comes to the mistaken conclusion it’s his. Unbeknownst to Nikki, Heather lives by playing the same game. When Samantha comes home, she discovers Nikki’s infidelity and he’s put out on the street. With nowhere else to turn, Nikki pulls out all the stops to win Heather over and they begin to form their own kind of bond. Sexually charged by a game of one-upsmanship, each shows the other their best grifts, and they unexpectedly begin falling in love – the one thing they can’t do in the life they lead. Soon, the truth of their unfolding relationship forces a choice between love and money, and Nikki has to decide whether he can live on his own once and for all in the hopes of finding something real.

Taxidermia (NR) A grandfather, a father, and a son, are all linked together by recurring motifs. The dim grandfather, an orderly during World War Two, lives in his bizarre fantasies; he desires love. The huge father seeks success as a top athlete “speed eater” in the post-war pro-Soviet era. The grandson, a meek, small-boned taxidermist, yearns for something greater: immortality. He wants to create the most perfect work of art of all time by stuffing his own torso. Historical facts and surrealism become intertwined as magical realism.

No Sugar Coating: Sugarland Live Album #1

Sugarland - LIVE On the Inside

Country duo Sugarland landed #1 album on Billboard Top 200 Albums chart this week with their live concert album LIVE On The Inside.

Other newcomers on the chart this week included Kidz Bop 16 by the Kidz Bop Kids and Gloriana with their self-titled album.

Here is a look at the top 10 Billboard Albums:

  1. LIVE On The InsideSugarland
  2. NOW 31Various Artists
  3. GlorianaGloriana
  4. The E.N.D. - The Black Eyed Peas
  5. Only By The NightKings of Leon
  6. Leave This TownDaughtry
  7. BLACKsummer’s NightMaxwell
  8. Kidz Bop 16 - Kidz Bop Kids
  9. FearlessTaylor Swift
  10. Loso’s Way - Fabolous

source: Billboard: Issue 2009-08-22

Philadelphia Eagles Sign Michael Vick



In a surprise move, the Philadelphia Eagles have signed Michael Vick to a two-year contract.  Vick has now gone from the (Atlanta) Falcons to the Eagles with a small 18 month stop over in the federal penitentiary in between.

He will come into camp late, as the 4th quarterback on the roster behind Donovan McNabb, Kevin Kolb, and A.J. Feely.  However Vick could get looks in a Wildcat offense, as a running back or even possibly as a situational wide receiver.

Vick arrived in Philadelphia Tuesday morning and remained there Wednesday evening. The Eagles will hold a news conference on Friday morning to announce his signing. The first year of the deal is for $1.6 million with an option for the second year at $5.2 million.

Vick can start attending practice, meetings, team functions, and can play in the final two preseason games. He won’t be able to play in regular season games until NFL commish Roger Goodell reevaluates his reinstatement on October 18 at the latest.

Vick was sentenced to 23-months in prison back in December 2007 for financing and participating in an illegal dogfighting ring involving pitbulls.  He served nearly 18 months of the sentence.

It is safe to assume PETA will be relocating to Philadelphia in the following days for the 2009 Eagles season.  Wake up Philly, the circus is coming to town.

The 10 Most Hated Celebrities

Character Actor John Quade Dead at 71

Veteran Actor John Quade

Actor John Quade, who played the villain in several Clint Eastwood films including High Plains Drifter and The Outlaw Josey Wells, has passed away at the age of 71.

Quade is survived by his wife Gwen Saunders, six children and ten grandchildren.

Complete Filmography of John Quade

Lady GaGa: “I’m Gay. My Music is Gay”

Lady GaGa Cover of 'OUT' Magazine

Controversial music artist Lady GaGa is on the cover of the new issue of Out magazine.  The gay/lesbian magazine also features a lengthy article and interview with GaGa on her obsession with and thankfulness for the gay community.

“When I started in the mainstream it was the gays that lifted me up,” she says. “I committed myself to them and they committed themselves to me, and because of the gay community I’m where I am today.”

Earlier this year, in her acceptance speech for her MuchMusic award for best international video, Lady Gaga thanked “God and the gays.”

Before agreeing to tour with Kanye West this fall, Gaga told the rapper, “I just want to be clear before we decide to do this together: I’m gay. My music is gay. My show is gay. And I love that it’s gay. And I love my gay fans and they’re all going to be coming to our show. And it’s going to remain gay.”

Lady GaGa made news last week when she allegedly admitted that she was in fact a hermaphrodite.

[PS: If you stare at the word 'OUT' long enough it starts to look really weird.]

RELATED: Lady GaGa Reportedly is a Hermaphrodite (Photos/Video)

The Great Les Paul Dead at 94

Les Paul Guitar God

Les Paul, who invented the electric guitar and changed music as we know it, has passed away in White Plains, New York at the age of 94 from pneumonia, according to his rep.

Paul invented many things in music, still used today, and many credit him as the man who made Rock n’ Roll possible.

His many recording innovations include overdubbing, delay effects such as “sound on sound” and tape delay, phasing effects, and multitrack recording.

Paul was the Godfather of Steve Miller, better known as the namesake and frontman of the Steve Miller Band. Paul gave Miller his first guitar lesson.

Most of us probably learned Pauls’ name by seeing it on the guitar of our favorite music stars over the past 60 years.  Gibson started making the Les Paul signature guitar back in 1952.  Every guitarist in the world has played a Les Paul at some point.

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Heidi Montag Actually NOT Naked in Playboy

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Much has been made about fame-whore Heidi Montag appearing in the upcoming issue of Playboy magazine (pics).  The irony and twist to it all is that she is actually not even naked in Hef’s pages.

Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag — “No nipples, no vagina, no a**.”

What a boring photo shoot!  However the actress is more than dirty on the cover of the magazine.

More Photos of Heidi Montag & Playboy

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Chris Pratt & Anna Faris Wedding (Photos)

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Anna Faris and her actor boyfriend Chris Pratt have officially announced they tied the knot in a secret private ceremony in the beautiful Bali in Indonesia last month (July 9).

A spokesperson for Faris tells People, “Anna Faris and Chris Pratt were married in a small ceremony in Bali on July 9.” The couple, who got engaged last year, had recently denied they got married in Hawaii (and that is true!) but Chris was spotted with a wedding band at a party this week sparking wedding rumors.

Congratulations to the newlyweds!

Chris Pratt & Anna Faris Photos

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Quote of the Day: Sacha Guitry

“You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.”

Sacha Guitry
(1885 – 1957)

Kate Gosselin Meltdown On Regis & Kelly (Video)

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Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Kate Gosselin was holding back tears when interviewed by Regis Philbin during the pre-taping of  “Live With Regis & Kelly”. Kate’s interview will air on Thursday (August 13).

Regis asked if Kate had considered reconciling with her husband Jon Gosselin, Kate answered, “I can’t and won’t answer that. I keep certain things private, and that’s one.” The host gave his own opinion about the subject, saying “I think you [and your husband] will get back together and live happily ever after. I think everything is going to work itself out — he’ll say he’s sorry, that he loves you and everything will be good.”

These comments left Kate shocked and teary-eyed. An audience member revealed, “The only thing that seemed to be holding Kate together was Kelly Ripa. They really clicked — you could tell Kelly was completely sympathetic. Kate seemed so down. Even during the break, she appeared to be on the verge of tears.”

Kate Gosselin On Regis & Kelly Video


Kate Gosselin Pictures

More Jon & Kate Plus 8 Drama

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Jaime Pressly Peeing In Public Scandal (Photos, Video)

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My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly, who reportedly had been drinking a lot, was literally caught with her pants down, squatting outside The Abbey and peeing right there and then in broad daylight in West Hollywood on Sunday (August 9).

The 32 year-old actress felt the need to defend herself via Twitter with some extreme explanation including crazy bridal shower dares.

Jaime tweeted, “Yes….that is me doing dare #8 at my bridal shower. Things are not always what they seem.. Notice my hand in the back. its pouring a bottle of water!!! C’mon guys! Do you think i would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad DAYLIGHT!!!

“Way to spin a story!! Breaking news huh? wow!!!! thank you guys so much for being loyal fans!!!”

I don’t know if she is telling the truth or not but if it truly was a bridal dare why would it include a bottle of water!?! A real dare would be: “Jaime, go pee in public!” I see Jaime carrying a cell phone not a bottle of water!!

Jaime Pressly Peeing In Public Photos

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Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant!!! (First Baby Bump Photos)

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Former “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” star Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant, expecting her first child!! WOW!! The baby daddy’s identity remains unknown but there are rumors she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are back on (they were recently snapped together – photos below).

In a recent interview, Kourtney, who is the star of a new reality show titled “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” that premiere on Sunday (August 16), did not want to talk about her relationship with Scott, saying, “You’re going to have to see on the show.”

This just has to be the biggest publicity stunt in the reality business! Now we will have a reason to watch the show!

Kourtney Kardashian First Baby Bump Pictures (August 2009)

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