If you are a woman, John Mayer might sing softly that ‘Your Body Is a Wonderland,’ but he likely doesn’t really respect you beyond your curves and tan lines, according to a recent interview in New York Magazine.

The interview was done by writer Christianna Ablahad and took place at the Armani/Casa party in New York City last week.

The full interview can be read here, but the most shocking portions of the interview are quoted below:

I don’t think it’s a bad thing, but maybe someone else deserved it more. (Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize)
Mayer: Who? If you don’t know who else should have gotten it instead of Obama, I love you, you’re beautiful, but shut your f**king mouth.

Which I’m sure he’s doing.
Mayer: What’s he going to do, send it back? It’s like I’m getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone’s thinking I’ve got a nine-inch cock. I’m not going to argue with them, I’m going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.

These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I’m trying to build my journalistic career here.
Mayer: You’re not building a journalistic career. You’re making yourself look like a moron and you’re not a moron. Who’s your editor?

You don’t always have to rhyme, though.
Mayer: I’m going to forcefully sodomize your editor.

I don’t think Ablahad had to tell Mayer to  “say what you need to say,” because he had no problem at all coming across as a ‘Johnny Jackass.’

Mayer was likely drunk or stoned (like in his new song ‘Who Says’) during this interview, but his behavior with the public, via Twitter and in recent interviews, has revealed that Mayer is not quite the smooth panty dropper from the south we had been led to believe he was early on in his career.

He obviously has a Kanye West complex that leads him into thinking that we care about anything he does or says beyond his 3 minute-30 second songs that play while we are on the elevator or waiting in the dentist’s office.

Perhaps Mayer is simply just ‘Free Fallin’ at this point, intoxicated on his fame, riches, and conquests.

[image: wenn.com]