Backseat Cuddler has compiled a list of the ‘Top 10 Tools in Hollywood for 2009′ (full list link) that counts down the biggest tools of the year.

Here is what Jenn G. from Backseat had to say about these Toolboxes:

10. Ray J - I don’t know if Ray J needs to be smacked or if the execs over at VH1 do.  The fact that Ray J gets to have a show (For The Love Of Ray J) where he and a bus load of skanks get to share and spread every form of STDs is just plain wrong.  Who thinks up this crap?  And furthermore, what kind of people are actually watching this crap?…oh wait, don’t answer that! Ray J is a self-indulged  tool, incapable of keeping a real relationship, who thinks he’s God’s gift to woman when all he really is to the ladies is ‘Plague J’.

9. Tom Brady – The quarterback for the New England Patriots is a puss.  Yes, a total puss.  I love a great game of football and I respect great athletes.  Tom Brady is a very gifted QB.  What he is lacking is balls.  The guy wears a dress on the field and cries to the officials if the wind blows him the wrong way.  When he does this he almost always gets a flag thrown in his favor!  Thank you Tom Brady for pansifying the NFL.  Oh, and congrats on your new baby boy…. I wonder if he whines as much as you do?

8. Liam Hemsworth – You might not even recognize this name, but Hemsworth is one powerful dude! Does the name Miley Cyrus ring a bell?  Remember when she deleted her Twitter account?  Well, this guy is the reason why.  Miley became smitten with Liam after doing her Last Song movie with him.   He didn’t like her Twitter account and poof, she DELETED it.  Liam Hemsworth destroyed the only line of communication Miley had with her fans worldwide!  So you, little Liam, deserve a big ‘ole smack!  Not nice!

7. Levi Johnston – Where do we begin with you, Levi?  This guy went from knocking up Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol to Kathy Griffin.  Levi did GQ Magazine with his infant son nude! Then he did that ‘protect his nuts‘ commercial, wins a porn crossover award, then poses for Playgirl with one atrocious spread!  Everything about Levi Johnston makes my skin crawl.  I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a more desperate attempt at fame.

6. Perez Hilton – They need to create a bubble for Perez Hilton to live in that has no WiFi access.  Perez spends his days trying to find new ways to be mean to people.  Not just mean, but MEAN!!  Hilton has become a micro-celebrity based solely on being crude and inhumane to real celebrities.  Perez can say and do anything he wants to others, but if you say anything anti-gay or about one of his pseudo-causes, he will sue you or draw vulgarities on your photos as often as he can on his ridiculous site.  I often waste my time wondering how that guy sleeps at night.  I especially wonder how someone so unattractive has the balls to say anything about how anyone else looks?  Perhaps he is just that insecure in his own skin.

See the Top 5 Biggest Tools in Hollywood at BSC