Reality TV daddy Jon Gosselin was completely shocked when he entered his Manhattan apartment, which is listed under his name and his former girlfriend Hailey’s name, to discovered it had been literally cut to pieces by someone using a butcher knife on Saturday (December 26).

The knife was stuck through a note on Jon’s bedroom dresser in which he was called a “cheater” and Hayley Glassman’s name was signed at the bottom. This doesn’t mean Hailey did it but whoever did has a sick sense of humor. Jon’s “shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs and other furnishings” were slashed by a “sick perpetrator”, who took his television, CD player, coffee maker, a Nintendo Wii game, dishes, pots and pans.

Jon’s attorney also claims that a Ming vase that was believed to be over a hundred years old was smashed to pieces. The crime scene was promptly fingerprinted and photographed by NYPD and Jon wants felony charges to be brought against the vandal.