Where is Tiger Woods? The golfer hasn’t been seen since the terrible car accident that completely changed his life right after Thanksgiving (car accident photos) and his incredible list of mistresses were revealed. [TIGER WOODS MISTRESS LIST PHOTOS] Why didn’t Tiger talk to the cops? Is Tiger with Rachel Uchitel?

THE TIGER WOODS SAGA: Family, Mistresses & More

According to 91 year-old journalist Furman Bisher, who claims this story comes from a trusted source, Tiger has been missing since the accident because he had to fly out to Arizona for reconstructive plastic surgery after his wife, Elin Nordegren, allegedly struck him in the face with a 9-iron golf club. Elin fractured Tiger’s cheeckbone, almost knocking out two teeth, after she discovered compromising text message from mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel.

Bisher wrote, “At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9-iron.When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side.

“Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club throughout the hallway to the garage (i.e. causing the severe damage which has been reported). Tiger hopped in the Escalade [his car] and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade. When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her).”

This story seems absolutely surreal but as crazy as it may sound, it would definitely explain a lot of things: the car crash, Tiger’s disappearance, why the cops were unable to talk to him, his indefinite break from golf, and, finally, the reports that he has checked into rehab in Arizona.

According to other reports, Tiger and mistress #1 Rachel were spotted holding hands at a party with about three hundred guests at a private mansion in Palm Beach, Florida, where Tiger has his yacht “Privacy”, on Sunday night (December 27). They also reportedly went to the Everglades club on Saturday night… unbelievable!! Is it possible that Tiger is hiding in plain sight and no one even snapped a photo!?!

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