Sluttiest New Orleans Saints Fan Ever? (Pic)
Is this the sluttiest New Orleans Saints fan ever? I received the above photo and description below in a forwarded email last night.
Ok – 40 years for the Saints to get to the playoffs. I have two tickets. Lousy seats. I want $10,000 per ticket. Seems like a lot, I know, but remember….these ARE the playoffs. Also know that I was getting $1000 per ticket when the Saints were in their 0-16 winning years……
The Saints play the Minnesota Vikings at home on Sunday with the winner advancing to the Super Bowl. The Saints are a 3.5 point favorite.
Maybe she was just hot. I hear that the climate controlled Super Dome can get really hot this time of the year. Oh wait…the last time the air conditioning in the Super Dome didn’t work was during Katrina.
I am not sure what to even call what she is wearing. Would you call that ‘reverse cleavage’ or ‘upside down cleavage?’ Her man, somehow distracted by his Blackberry, looks a lot like Lane Kiffin hiding under that visor…I’m just saying!!! The older gentleman, sitting next to her husband, looks like he has his priorities in better order!
Many readers were wondering what her face looked like and finally we know. A reader, referring to himself as Tom Benson (LOL!) sent us a frontal shot that can be seen by clicking the thumbnail below.
More Photos of Saints Super D-Cup Fan
So what do you think of this crazed Saints fan? Passionate fan? Over the top? Slutty? Perfection? Attention whore? NFL Super fan?
Do you have a photo of yourself or another crazed NFL fan that can top this? If so email it to Bumpshack@gmail.com
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Regarding what to call the phenomenon on display here, I don’t think “Reverse Cleavage” works. Cleavage has as it’s root word “cleave”, which means to split, so the separation of the breasts is clearly what cleavage refers to. Yet there is no separation here, unless you count the demarcation between breast and ribcage, which I would submit is much less prominent in this style of clothing as traditional cleavage is in a low cut shirt.
Instead, I think a more appropriate term would be “Underboobie”. It is reminiscent of “underbelly” and “undercarriage” two words already widely used in the popular vernacular. Underboobie also carries with it a certain amount of frivolity appropriate for such a fashion choice.
So, remember, it’s “Underboobie.”
Underboobie? Okay, so I guess I like the “under” part of it, and your explanation does seem to fit well. But I’m just not that crazy about the word “boobie.” Maybe it’s a little thing, but it sounds like something an 8 year old would say. Are you 8 years old imfromthepast? Perhaps a simple “Underboob” would work well here, or possibly even “Underboobage.” It’s always nice when you can use a classy word like boobage.
So I vote for “Underboobage.”
I am not above considering alternate viewpoints to my particular world-view, and this is no different. I agree that underboobie sounds silly and immature, but I think that is entirely in keeping with the level of maturity implicit in the choice of fashion in this case.
That being said, in choosing underboobie, I was not implying that variations were forbidden, in fact, as stated above, underboobie itself is a variation of underbelly, so underboob is certainly an acceptable alternative, as is underboobage. Though I would submit that underboobage is more appropriate if used as an adjective.
P.S. I am 35 years old.
Any pictures from the front? I mean, it would be a shame if you get your hopes up and she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Dude you guys disappoint me. It’s called “neathage” ! underneath + cleavage.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neathage
You’re welcome.
underboob is already the established word, it was even voted word of the day on 17th october:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=underboob
It’s underboob.
I think I like ‘undercarriage’
Just remember ladies. If your underboob, neathage, etc. includes your nipple then this probably isn’t the shirt for you. Just sayin…. Attention WalMart customers.
I’d be much more impressed if she was receiving anal in the pictures.
oh TOM….LOL…i cant stop laughing….either way shes hot …and men will always appreciate a hot bod in a hot outfit….so ladies, please stay hot, be hot and we just love it when youre hot looking. And if youre a woman and you’re not hot, then BECOME hot. NO EXCUSES. Don’t just eat, workout hard, EVERY day!!!!! Lose weight, get toned, wear hot clothing and enjoy life. Nobody will be taking pictures of you if you’re a lazy ass.
Somebody’s an outright liar!!
Been a Saints fan for decades, never have they had a 0-16 season. The worst was when the seasons were 15 games long and they went 1-14 (1980). Up until the late 80′s I would buy tickets at the Dome for $3.00, 2 for $5.00. Sometimes I was given them for free. Nobody sold a ticket for $1000.00.
why on earth would you be talking about ticket prices or football when such a nice rack is on display? can’t we all agree that the most important thing that had to do with that game actually happened the moment she decided to wear that shirt? is she not absolutely smoking hot with a large and magnificently shaped chest? makes me upset i only get to sleep on pillows. in all seriousness she is absolutely gorgeous, her fashion sense drives us to masturbatory actions and i thought it was a pretty good game despite the fact that i am not a football fan. i’d pay a thousand bucks to have the seat next to her i would…
Why are the first three pictures in tight “pants” whereas the frontal picture in shorts??
what a crap, the hot girl is just there doing her thing when accidentally someone takes her some picture and the reward at the end is to have a frontal photo with the photographer???? k’mon!!!!… and the last photo is with shorts where the previous where with pants???? K’MON!!!!… it should be better to say the guy set up all this to made it to one page in internet… it just so more believable!, but despite whatever was the excuse… the girls IS hot!!! thanks for putting this post…
she doesnt even have a flat stomach.. yuck.
she should not be wearing that if she can’t pull it off.
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fake boobs are hard and disgusting.
somebody knows the name of this hot girl??
Looks like she is the first trimester of pregnancy.. Just not sure which month.
I think if you were from New Orleans, like me, you’d realize that nudity is a part of our culture, *ahem* mardi gras anyone?
This picture doesn’t deserve any attention in my opionion, it’s not Utah for crying out loud.
Oh and by the way, if you think she’s the sluttiest Saints fan you haven’t seen anything. We also do the whole body paint instead of clothes thing too, brace yourself.
nasty beer belly..work it off..like having a exotic sports car with weak 100hp engine in it…
That “shirt” really shows off her breast augmentation scars nicely.
Fake boobs and a bear belly? If that’s sexy, then can I please NOT have a sexy girl. I don’t like squeezing rocks all that much.
Give her a break! She’s a mommie~
And she had time to change into shorts when?
Wow, not only did she change into shorts, but took her bracelets off too. Get skimpier as the night goes on! Or the dude who posted the frontal pic just wanted fame by posting a pic of someone else…
I’ll say this that if you got it, flaunt it and she certainly was flaunting it!!! She should be on one of the videos for Girls Gone Wild!!!
If I had the seat in front of her,I would sit looking backwards at those luscious melons!
It’s called “Him-Plants”………
The frontal shot is CLEARLY NOT the same chick – a Saints cheerleader maybe, but definitely not the chick revealing her underboob. Underboob is wearing pants (if any of you cared to notice), and frontal pic chick is wearing shorts. There you have it. Underboob could still be a butterface gentlemen! And yes, I use the term gentlemen extremely loosely in this instance.
Doesn’t she know that some men are recovering sexoholics and she’s making their lives miserable. Woman, if you have a brain, use it!