“I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.”

John Locke
English empiricist philosopher (1632 – 1704)

Bipolar rocker John Mayer whose on again/off again flirting with glam blogger Perez Hilton must have hit a rough patch as Mayer heartless (and ironically in Perez style) tore into Hilton’s mental capacity in the new issue of Rolling Stone (Feb 4, 2010 issue).

Here is what Mayer said in his words:

On Perez Hilton:
If you meet Perez Hilton, you realize this is not anyone the world should be scared of. He’s not a very bright guy, and I also think he has some sort of clinical ADHD — he seems to exhibit some sort of post-traumatic thing. He’s uneducated and highly opinionated. It is the worst combination in a human being.

OUCH!!! It took Perez several days but tonight he responded just as fiercely and angrily towards John (via Twitter):

Both John (#12) and Perez (#11) made our annual Most Hated Celebrities of 2009 list. Perez came out on top this year, John naturally was on bottom.

Oakland A’s top prospect Grant Desme, who was the Arizona Fall League MVP, retired today from baseball to enter the priesthood according to ESPN.

The 23-year-old outfielder batted .288 with 31 homers, 89 RBIs and 40 stolen bases in 131 games at Class-A Kane County and Stockton last season.

He then hit .315 with a league-leading 11 home runs and 27 RBIs in 27 games in the fall league.

The A’s have wished Desme the best with his decision but they have to be reeling.  Desme was a second round pick three years ago after starring collegiately at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.  Desme was likely less than two years away from breaking into the Major Leagues.

Tiger Woods’ mistress #2 Jaimee Grubbs is cashing in on her already too long fifteen minutes of fame and posed in several sexy teeny bikinis for a new photo shoot that is featured in the latest issue of Ralph Magazine (more sexy pictures below).

The Tiger Woods Saga: Family, Mistresses & More

Jaimee, who recently also posed in her lingerie for Maxim (photos here), opens up to Ralph and reveals what attracted her to Tiger Woods, besides his billion dollar smile. Jaimee said, “I was attracted to his sarcastic personality. It’s very similar to mine. He can be very funny but he’s quite evasive and quiet at first. I wasn’t necessarily attracted to who he was and what he looked like. It took three days for me to really think, “Hey, he’s kinda cute.”

Jaimee Grubbs In Bikini Ralph Magazine Pictures Below go on reading »

Musician Prince wrote a song for his Minnesota Vikings titled “Purple and Gold” (Vikings Fight Song) after the team’s victory over the Dallas Cowboys last weekend (audio and lyrics below). Prince apparently had some kind of premonition for Vikings’ next game against the New Orleans Saints and that is what inspired him to write this song.

Prince’s Vikings “Purple & Gold” Song Audio & Lyrics Below go on reading »

The Big Brother 10 star Steven Daigle was offered the opportunity to star in a gay XXX movie when he met porn director Chi Chi LaRue at a BB wrap party and he decided to embrace the new challenge and become a gay porn star. Why not?

Steven said, “I didn’t expect my life to take this path, but when I was presented with the opportunity, I dove in head first… literally.”

Steven, a rodeo champion, signed with a company called C1R and has reportedly already filmed a raunchy gay threesome (sneak peek photos below) sex tape that will be released soon. The Big Brother house is really a box of opportunity for this fame-craving people.

Related: ‘Big Brother’ Lydia Tavera & Michele Noonan Hot Lesbian Kiss

Gay Cowboy Steven Daigle Pictures Below go on reading »

Reality star Heidi Montag, who recently got ten plastic surgery procedures to become a horrible plastic doll version of herself (photos), revealed that a Demerol overdose nearly killed her like Michael Jackson while she was at the recovery center (watch video below). This story was already denied by her plastic surgeon but who knows… he is clearly as insane as she is!

Heidi Montag Addicted To Plastic Surgery: 10 In 1 (Before & After Photos)

“I almost died after my procedure,” Heidi Montag tells Access Hollywood.”I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like, almost dead. [I was] in an aftercare center, there were nurses that were supposed to be tending to me at all times.

“So thank God, Charles, one of my security guys used to be an EMT, and he was timing my breath on his watch and he called the nurses and they had to put oxygen on my face and called my plastic surgeon to come in for an emergency. So, it was a very traumatic experience for me,” she continued.

Despite the dramatic incident, Heidi still wants bigger boobies – her triple D’s are just not big enough for Heidi! She wants an H cup. Heidi said, it’s a “triple D, F. I like the F. I actually want H for Heidi.”

Heidi, who preaches inner beauty is the most important thing, doesn’t believe her story will have a negative impact in young girls that look up to her. Heidi told Extra, “Young girls who want to get it would get it regardless. They need to know how severe it is and how serious and real it is. And that’s why I wanted to share my story with it. It’s not that you just go in and come out and it’s great a week later.” (watch video below)

Heidi Montag New Look, Plastic Surgery List (Shocking PHOTOS)

The 23 year-old continues to defend her choice to go under the knife and claims she is not addicted to plastic surgery. Heidi said, “I’m not addicted. If I were addicted, I would have had 10 plastic surgeries [not 10 procedure in one day]. I think I look like myself. I think I just look like a different, improved version of myself.” RIGHT!?! For someone who claims to have done all this for her new “popstar” career, I think it has to be the worst career move ever!

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Photos + Videos Below go on reading »

Is this the sluttiest New Orleans Saints fan ever?  I received the above photo and description below in a forwarded email last night.

Ok – 40 years for the Saints to get to the playoffs.   I have two tickets.   Lousy seats.  I want $10,000 per ticket.   Seems like a lot, I know, but remember….these ARE the playoffs.  Also know that I was getting $1000 per ticket when the Saints were in their 0-16 winning years……

The Saints play the Minnesota Vikings at home on Sunday with the winner advancing to the Super Bowl.  The Saints are a 3.5 point favorite.

Maybe she was just hot. I hear that the climate controlled Super Dome can get really hot this time of the year.  Oh wait…the last time the air conditioning in the Super Dome didn’t work was during Katrina.

I am not sure what to even call what she is wearing. Would you call that ‘reverse cleavage’ or ‘upside down cleavage?’  Her man, somehow distracted by his Blackberry, looks a lot like Lane Kiffin hiding under that visor…I’m just saying!!!   The older gentleman, sitting next to her husband, looks like he has his priorities in better order!

Many readers were wondering what her face looked like and finally we know. A reader, referring to himself as Tom Benson (LOL!) sent us a frontal shot that can be seen by clicking the thumbnail below.

More Photos of Saints Super D-Cup Fan

So what do you think of this crazed Saints fan?  Passionate fan? Over the top? Slutty?  Perfection?  Attention whore?  NFL Super fan?

Do you have a photo of yourself or another crazed NFL fan that can top this?  If so email it to Bumpshack@gmail.com

Vampire Weekend debuted on top of the Billboard Top 200 Albums chart with their new album Contra.

Taylor Swift, Lady GaGa and remain in the Top 10 for yet another week.

Here is a look at the top 10 Billboard Albums:

1. Contra - Vampire Weekend
   
2. I Dreamed A Dream - Susan Boyle
3. Animal - Ke$ha
4. The Fame - Lady GaGa
   
5. The Element Of Freedom - Alicia Keys
6. The Fame Monster - Lady GaGa
7. Stronger With Each Tear - Mary J. Blige
   
8. Fearless - Taylor Swift
   
9. Alvin And The Chipmunks: Squeakquel - Soundtrack
10. The E.N.D. - The Black Eyed Peas

source: Billboard: Issue 2009-01-30

Jon Cryer’s ex-wife Sarah Trigger was approached by two intimidating FBI agents that supposedly questioned her about her possible involvement in serious death threats made to the “Two and a Half Men” star (more photos below).

As we first reported, Jon was the target of a possible murder for hire plot, which led to the latest episode of the hit TV show to be taped without a live audience last Friday (January 15). Jon told the authorities he suspected Sarah was behind the threat. Sarah denies any involvement in this situation and her lawyer even suggested that Jon orchestrated all this as some type of publicity stunt.

“Obviously this is not true,” Sarah’s lawyer Vicki Green said. “I can’t even believe this whole story. It’s a fabrication of his imagination. I mean it’s ridiculous. This is the father of her child-why would she do this? It’s crazy, totally crazy. Maybe he’s tired of Charlie Sheen getting all of the attention. None of this is going on.”

It does seem a little far-fetched but you never know! Jon and Sarah are reportedly going through a nasty custody fight after she was arrested for child neglect last year but hiring a hitman to kill her ex-husband seems pretty insane. Why would she do that? Jon must be paying spousal support… the threat has abated but FBI is still investigating the case.

Sarah Trigger Questioned By G-Men Pictures Below go on reading »

Actress/singer Beyonce looks absolutely stunning, gorgeous and confident on the cover of the upcoming issue of Allure Magazine (February 2010). The 28 year-old does not need to hide behind her alter-ego Sasha Fierce anymore, because she is finally a grown-up independent woman who embraces her sexier, naughtier and fiercest side.

Here are some highlights from Beyonce’s Allure interview:

On how her mother inspired Beyonce’s new scent, Heat (photos and video here): “I grew up with my mother walking past, and you could smell the faint scent of her fragrance—it always gave me this sense of comfort. I just thought it was so beautiful that she would walk by and leave her scent.”

On having kids: “I definitely want to have a child, but I know from my nephew [Juelz] it’s a lot. I hope that those things will just happen naturally. I still haven’t had time to relax.”

On playing Spades online: “I play with everybody, and they curse me out when I make mistakes, and kick me out of the room. I love it, it’s really fun because no one knows it’s me.”

On alter-ego Sasha Fierce: “The thing that’s interesting is I don’t need Sasha Fierce anymore, because I’ve grown, and I’m now able to merge the two. I want people to see me. I want people to see who I am.”

Beyonce Allure Magazine Pics/Photos Below go on reading »

Jersey Shore lovebirds Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Magro fell in love with each other during the MTV reality show but not before going through an awkward love triangle that included Mike “The Situation”, whom Sammi kissed before hooking up with Ronnie.

“I care about her deeply and I see it going for a long time,” Ronnie says. “I don’t really want to jinx anything [but] I love being with her. I have a best friend that’s my girlfriend, which is really hard to find.”

Seconds Sammi: “I’m very happy and content with my life right now. Things are just amazing and I’m just gonna go with it. Ronnie does a lot of romantic things for me all the time. He’s brought me flowers to my house before, he takes me out to really, really nice restaurants, buys me dinner all the time. He’s just a great guy.”

It is a beautiful love story but in the “Jersey Shore” season finale reunion, which aired on Thursday (January 21), Sammi had an “emotional breakdown” after a conversation between her and Mike shook up her relationship with Ronnie.

Sammi was caught flirting with “The Cop” the same night she accused Ronnie of cheating with Jenni “JWoww” Farley. Ronnie got really angry and broke up with her in front of all the cameras. The big scandalous reunion final twist was Ronnie and Sammi’s nasty break up.

Jersey Shore Ronnie & Sammi Pictures Below go on reading »