John Mayer and His Racist Pecker
John Mayer in an upcoming interview with Playboy admits that he is racist, at least the smallest part of him is:
“I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.”
I think he was basically trying to say that he has a black friend and is therefore cool to hang out with but not equal enough to put his junk in…or something like that.
Mayer went on in the interview to say that masturbation is as good as sex at this point in his life.
Absolutely, because during sex, I’m just going to run a filmstrip. I’m still masturbating. That’s what you do when you’re 30, 31, 32. This is my problem now: Rather than meet somebody new, I would rather go home and replay the amazing experiences I’ve already had.
In the biggest boost to Jessica Simpson’s career since Nick Lachey, Mayer boldly stated that: Sex Jessica Simpson was Like Crack Cocaine and Sexual Napalm.
And the line at Jessica’s front (and/or back) door is now wrapped around the corner and down the street.
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it would be great if he shot himself in the face, or just went away forever.
HA! even before i read this story i thought he was a douche. i don’t know why but everything about him just oozed pure douche-ness so this super douche-y douche interview doesn’t surprise me. he’s a douche.