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John Mayer Says Sex with Jessica Simpson Was Like Crack

John Mayer & Jessica Simpson Wild Bed PHOTOS

Musician John Mayer opened up about relationships, love and his douchebag reputation in an exclusive interview for Playboy Magazine. John confessed Jennifer Aniston is a sweet girl but their break up was clean – they just had their differences and the use of technology also got in the way.

As for his very public romance with Jessica Simpson, John claims she was like a drug for him and that she is one wild animal in bed. You gotta love John! The guy has no filter!

“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.’”

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WOW! Jessica is THAT good in bed and she is still single? She is still single probably because she loves to drink, is an emotional wreck and doesn’t know if “Chicken of the Sea” is fish or meat. *rolls eyes*

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  • 4 comments:

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      John Mayer and His Racist Pecker | Bumpshack.com (Pingback) | February 10th, 2010 11:57

      [...] In the biggest boost to Jessica Simpson’s career since Nick Lachey, Mayer boldly stated that: Sex Jessica Simpson was Like Crack Cocaine and Sexual Napalm. [...]

       
    2. [...] John happily revealed too much information about his sexual relationship with Jessica Simpson, Perez strikes back and says John is gay! Apparently John Mayer told Perez that he [...]

       
    3. [...] raw interview published on Playboy Magazine (read full transcript below). John talked about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, the crazy wild like crack-cocaine sex with Jessica Simpson, called his penis a [...]

       
    4. [...] Jessica Simpson apparently did not like John Mayer comparing having sex with her to being on crack and “sexual napalm” in an exclusive interview for Playboy Magazine (read complete interview [...]

       

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