In this charity tennis match to raise money for Haiti, retired legends Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi played doubles with current tennis studs Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal on Saturday night. Agassi was teamed with Nadal and Sampras with Federer.

All four players wore wearing microphones and interacted with each other and the crowd.

After a good shot by Sampras, Andre chided Sampras, “You always have to go get all serious, huh Pete?”

Sampras then, innocently and to a good laugh from the crowd, decided to imitate some of Agassi’s old mannerisms from back in the day, including his pigeon toed walk to serve.

It all seemed to be in good fun and humor to all in attendance except the grumpy ole’ meth-head. Agassi, very obviously pissed off, decides to start taking shots at Sampras for being a poor tipper. A fact that Agassi unloaded, along with his own drug use and fake mullet, in his autobiography, Open, that was released last year.

Sampras replied, “Awww that’s how you want to play huh?” Sampras then takes aim directly at Agassi’s head with a serve, when he was suppose to be hitting to Nadal.

Agassi, unaware that he is looking like a fool, goes on to say to Pete, “It’s better than being a valet driver and seeing you pulling up.”

Sampras then added, “So lets talk about our baggage! There we go, I’m a bad tipper. I’m sorry Barack Obama.”

Nadal and Federer stood silent and a bit awkward as the exchange took place.

Agassi seems dead certain on ruining whatever legacy he had in tennis. He seems like a bitter old jock that perhaps always envied Sampras, yet denied Pete’s seriousness and dedication to consistently beat him.

Andre seemed to think that the four were going to just lob some balls back and forth as he was the only one wearing long pants and looking like his feet were stuck in concrete.

Andre seems to have forgotten that ‘Image is everything!’ If Andre’s post tennis life were to be compared to that of an ex-president then he would be Jimmy Carter.