USC Trojans head football coach Lane Kiffin has been included as a #16 seed in Esquire magazine’s ‘Sexiest WOMAN Alive’ contest.

The Trojans were trying to hire the second coming of legendary coach Paul ‘Bear’ Bryant but instead landed Lane ‘Bare’ Bryant. Bare as in bare resume.  Yes, I think Lane now has a nickname!

Kiffin, who many believe has been handed much in life without winning anything, faces #1 seed Natalie Gulbis in the Sports & TV portion of the bracket.

You can VOTE HERE for LANE KIFFIN as he tries to pull off the upset of Gulbis.

Lane is currently running away with what could be a Chaminade-esque upset of the beautiful Gulbis:

It’s always good to see my friends, that are Tennessee Vols fans, the team Kiffin abruptly left over night in his Mayflower truck, put their hatred and vitriol to good use in helping Lane out here.

For the record, I have no clue how Natalie received a #1 seed in this contest.

Don’t forget to Vote for Lane!!

Lane’s wife Layla Kiffin (photos) is truly sexy and could have won this contest legitimately.