Actress/singer/country star Jessica Simpson, who has a new reality show, “The Price Of Beauty“, recently revealed during an interview for iHeartRadio that she does not brush her teeth… like ever (watch video below)!!

Jess, my dear, guys like fresh, beautiful women who take care of themselves, especially take care of their personal hygiene. So if you cannot maintain a stable long term relationship maybe it’s not you… but your awful pirate breath! Eww!! And not even “sexual napalm” can save you!

“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! “I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter. “I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!”

The truth is we don’t even want to know just how frequently Jessica actually takes a shower. And something tells me it isn’t really that often… Just last year, there was this insane (maybe not so insane!) rumor that Jessica only washed her hair two to three times a month because her BFF/hairdresser, Ken Paves, told her so! BAD! UGH!! GROSS!

Jessica Simpson Was Not Kidding, Doesn’t Brush Teeth Video

[video via HollywoodDame]