Jesse James’ mistress #1, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, should know better than pick up a fight with one of the most vicious and funniest comediennes of our time – our girl, Chelsea Handler!

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The feud started after Chelsea joked about the numerous tattoos the striper has including one giant tattoo on her forehead, saying, “Michelle really believed that Sandra [Bullock] and Jesse were separated and was ‘shocked’ to see them together at the Oscars. I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.” Hilarious!

Michelle apparently doesn’t have a sense of humor and wasted no time to attack Chelsea on her Facebook. The tattooed freak wrote, “Chelsea, here’s some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I’ve seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.” And later added, “In all seriousness, Im a big fan of ‘Chelsea Lately’ … I was laughing my ass off…. feel so honored to have a transexual [sic] poke fun of me …”

Chelsea, who recently posed for Playboy to show off her rocking hot body (photos here), responded to Michelle by joking about dipping her arms in cheese and attacked her by pointing out, “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b****, okay? It moves … You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James’ balls. So shut your face.” (watch video below) OUCH!

Michelle is dumb enough to keep attempting to hit a good comeback and turned to Facebook once again, writing, “Dear Chelsea, glad to see my grandma’s old clothes put to good use in your wardrobe. Her mu-mu’s look AMAZING on you. P.S. You need to hire another midget to hold up those saggy boobies of yours…all that breast feeding from Chuy has really taken its toll” So lame! Seriously? Bombshell, STFU!

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