NOT Eva Longoria! Evan! MLB player Evan Longoria, who currently plays for the Tampa Bay Rays, is a very naughty boy. Apparently, before Evan was a baseball star, he used to like to approach beautiful (or not!) women on Facebook by e-mailing them a picture of his penis.

A girl named Jenna writes a witty post on Barstool Sports describing her Facebook interaction with the two-time All-Star player. You can read the complete text here. Jenna’s story is accompanied by a link to a NSFW picture that shows a man’s inner thighs and penis. That is the photo Evan allegedly sent to her several years ago via e-mail with the line, “Like that babe?”

Classy! I do not know why men think a picture of their jewels will ever be a turn up for any women. The whole package matters of course. But what is a perfect penis without a perfect body, mind and soul? Maybe I’m just old-fashioned but that is not a good pick-up strategy. Besides most women will just think the guy is a major perv and totally disgusting.