Tiger Woods to Give Elin $100 Million in Divorce
Those figures of Elin Nordegren getting $750 million from her soon-t0-be ex-husband Tiger Woods seem to be erroneous. Elin will in fact get only…$100 million or about $5 million per hooker/stripper/whore Tiger banged during the marriage.
TMZ explains why the $750 million figure was way off:
There have been reports Elin would score $750 million, but we have confirmed that figure is wrong. Indeed, as we first reported, Tiger is not even worth $750 million. We’re told his net worth is somewhere between $500 and $600 million.
TMZ went on to state that it is nearly 10x what Rachel Uchitel received from Tiger to keep her mouth shut on her affair with the golfing legend. So Elin was only worth 10x what Rachel got? Either Rachel made out extremely well (DUH!) or Elin got screwed again by not getting screwed.
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Whatever she gets is not enough for being dragged through the mud with her beautiful, innocent children… But I am so glad to see Elin, along with other celebrities-Sandra Bullock, Elizabeth Edwards, Tipper Gore, Princess Diana, Christie Brinkley, Carrie Underwood, Elizabeth Hurley, Halle Berry, Shania Twain and Uma Thurman setting a good example for women everywhere. The one thing they all have in common is the utter shock with which their husbands took the news that their wives were divorcing them- and the dignity, joy and renewed lives they all went on to lead w/out their slimey cheaters. YOU GO GIRLS!!