Singer Katy Perry looks absolutely fabulous in a photo shoot for the upcoming August 2010 issue of Esquire UK Magazine (more pictures and video below). Katy’s incredible cleavage keeps distracting us from all the ridiculous things that come out of her mouth like being a “strong elephant woman” or calling her fiancé Russell Brand a “professional prostitute”.

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Katy is completely out of control right now. We like her. She has more talent than most, but she has become a diva and she actually believes she is pretty damn cool. Katy is a girl with a fierce attitude, but that doesn’t mean she has to stop being a lady to prove she is in control.

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Here are some highlights from Katy Perry’s Esquire UK interview:

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On first meeting her match:
“I was 25, 30 feet away from him. And I threw the bottle straight at him: hit him smack dab on the head. Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, ‘You’ve met your match, motherf*cker.’ A week later we went on vacation in Thailand.”

On taming Russell Brand:
“He used to basically be a professional prostitute – now he’s not. So he’s an extremist which can be both good and bad. I always needed someone stronger than me. And I am, like, a f*cking strong elephant of a women. I say that hopefully in the humblest way I can.”

On being one in the same person as her future husband:
“I’m like, ‘Oh my God, I am you. You are me.’ Two divas in one house. It’s like splitting the atom: it shouldn’t happen.”

On being a girl-next-door type:
“I feel like I wanna be somewhat of a girl-next-door, but not as f*uckin’ sappy.”

On her number 1 single California Gurls:
“I was thinking to myself how perfect it would be to have a California anthem. I can’t let the Beach Boys down. I can’t let Tupac down. I had the idea to put Snoop on – I thought he would be the cherry on top, and it would make me look cooler.”

On smoking with Snoop:
“I was scared for my life to get off the hookah. Everyone else is smoking everything else. I was saying to myself, ‘If that sh*t still gets Snoop high, if I breathe it in I will die. I will be on a permanent balloon.’ I was like, ‘Hold on to the hookah.’”

On always getting her way:
“I was always very manipulative as a kid – I got my way. Which has helped me my whole life.”

On being larger than life:
“We are both larger than life. I think we are kind of cartoony. But I don’t think that means we’re not to be taken seriously.”

Katy Perry Esquire Photo Shoot Pictures, Video