Comedian/TV personality Joan Rivers was making some easy jokes at actress Lindsay Lohan’s cost on Twitter and the actress, who was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail followed by 90 days in rehab, finally decided to strike back.

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Joan started the Twitter feud on Friday (July 9). She tweeted, “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor. Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge. I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.” OUCH!

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Finally, Joan decided to leave Lindsay alone after one last joke: “Lindsay Lohan had “F**k You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.” LOL.

Samantha Ronson, who used to follow Lindsay around just to become famous for bedding the troubled actress, felt the need to defend her girl against “mean girl” Joan. Samantha tweeted, “Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear. #bully”

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If Samantha really was that brave, she would have included the @Joan_Rivers to send the message directly to the “bully”. Blah! That was lame, SamMan! So Lindsay had to defend herself… and it took her like 24 hours to return with a good comeback. Improvisation is not one of Lindsay’s qualities…

Lindsay tweeted, “Joan Rivers and her “stargument” make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven…. all he needs is her botox doctor. “Dr.” Drew- any ideas? Botox rehab reality show? in the words of 50 cent.. “You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth.””

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50 Cent is one of the greatest “thinkers” of our time. That is one fabulous quotation! Anyway, Joan and Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan, would totally make a super fame-wh*ring couple. Oh! And, one more thing, “Dr.” Drew is actually a real “doctor” and he even earned his M.D. before Lindsay was even born! Just saying…

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