Michael Lohan has been charged with 2nd degree harassment for attacking his fiancee, Kate Major, earlier in the week.

Kate told the story like this:

“My fiance Michael Lohan came home while I was sleeping in a sofa chair.  He woke me up, yelling, ‘Why didn’t you pick up your cell phone, you stupid c**t. He then turned over the chair while I was still in it, tossing me to the floor.  I crawled to the other side of the room to get away from him.  He walked over to me, took his shoe off and kicked me in my face while I was still on the ground.  He stood over me and said, ‘I’m going to go back to jail cause of you, cause I will kill you.’”

The Southampton Police Department officially charged Michael this morning. He’ll be formally arraigned on August 18th.

In my dreams, Lindsay and Michael end up in adjacent jail cells. Fingers crossed!

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