Lindsay Lohan just lost her jail cell buddy! She must be devastated. These two were a match made in celebrity train wreck heaven!

E! Entertainment’s Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers was released from the Lynwood Correctional Facility today.

“Pretty Wild” Alexis Neiers Goes To Jail (MUGSHOT)

After being involved in a string of celebrity burglaries last year, she was sentenced to 180 days in the slammer. Neiers only ended up serving about 20% of her jail sentence; A WHOLE 30 DAYS! She has been ordered to pay restitution to Orlando Bloom for the burglary of his home.

“Pretty Wild” Alexis Neiers Sentenced To Jail On Burglar Bunch Case

Here’s what she had to say about her stay in cell No.29, which was formerly occupied by Paris Hilton:

“I’ve had time to reflect on my life and the choices that led me to this experience, left alone in my cell 23 hours a day and having everything stripped away but the bare essentials. I did a lot of soul searching. I feel very humbled and see my life in a way that I have come to be very grateful for and I am also grateful to everyone who has helped and supported me through this.”

“I am committed to talking to teens and encouraging them to become goal oriented and participate in positive activities that give back to their world.”

Teens, run for your life! Better yet…. parents, don’t let this girl anywhere near your kids.

Her mother, former Playboy model Andrea Arlington, also added:

“We are absolutely thrilled and so grateful for Alexis’s freedom. We are anxious for the start of a great new future for her. The first thing she wanted when she was out? Real people food. She’s craving salmon and mashed potatoes. We can’t wait to go out to eat!”

Oh, yeah. She definitely learned tons during her stay. So did her mom.

[image: People]