Unbeknownst to him, Leonardo DiCaprio is apparently married to a woman who is pregnant with Jesus.

At least, that’s what Livia Bistriceanu believes.

She has been sending handwritten letters to the Inception star that claim she is his wife, and that she is carrying his child.

Here’s an excerpt from one of the letters:

“Do you want to be with me for real and to be the father of Jesus? I’ve explained you I can’t be with nobody virtually. I have to have a father in reality for Jesus not like this,”

Can I get a translator?

Anyway, it was enough to freak Leo out hardcore.

He felt like his personal safety was at risk, so the court ordered that Bistriceanu stay at least 100 yards away from him at all times.

This couldn’t come at a more convenient time– Aretha Wilson, the woman who injured Leo’s face and neck with a wine glass at a party in 2005, is set to face trial this week. If she’s convicted, she could be looking at 7 years.

It’s no wonder Leo says he may never marry.

Women are crazy!

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