Musician John Mayer and actress Jennifer Aniston were rumored to have recently rekindled their romance, which was vehemently denied by the “Gravity” singer in a very long and angry blog post attacking Huffington Post site for publishing a “fake” gossip story.

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Jen and John are over. They are not getting back together and, in fact, the 41 year actress thought John was absolutely terrible in bed and they do not have anything in common, according to Ian Halperin (via IanUnderCover).

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“Mayer was terrible in bed, they were not compatible at all,” the friend told IUC. “Jen is a natural romantic. John is a basket case. I think he might be in the closet. Jen gets on famously with her new man. It took her years to get over Brad and her anger toward Angelina Jolie. Everyone gets what they deserve in the end. Jen is happier than ever now while Brad and Angelina appear to be miserable.”

What? John is bad in bed? Jen is the one that looks YAWN in bed! And Ian is the guy who published one of those totally rubbish ‘Brangelina’ tell-all books. For more than a year, Ian has been claiming Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to break up now… soon… one day. Whatever. So, who knows? Ian is clearly Team Aniston!

Jennifer is certainly not back with John Mayer. She is looking for a stable and strong relationship and she desperately wants to get pregnant and become a mommy. Jen has reportedly found the perfect man to start a family with, an unidentified mystery man from Germany.

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“I don’t know how you found out but you’re right on the money,” a close friend of Aniston told me recently. “For the first time in years Jen is getting the love she deserves. And she’s been spending quite a bit of time in the bedroom trying to get pregnant.”

Seriously. We believe this is true. Jennifer is desperate. She is willing to find a good man to procreate as soon as possible. So he is German, probably rich and it’s as good as Jen is going to get.

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