Jackass star Johnny Knoxville married baby-mama Naomi Nelson on Friday!

Johnny, whose real name is Phillip John Clapp, and Naomi welcomed a baby boy — Rocko Akira Clapp – in December of last year.

This is a second wedding go-round for Johnny, who divorced his ex-wife Melanie Lynn Clapp in 2008. Johnny has also has a teenage daughter, Madison, from that marriage to Melanie.

Congrats to Johnny and Naomi on their new marriage and may it last many happy years! Also, can’t wait for Rocko to start goofing off like his dad!

This just in: Now girls and boys of all ages can get Justin Bieber into bed, and no one will go to jail for statutory issues!

Lady Sandra Home Fashions is releasing a line of sheets, pillow cases, towels, shower curtains, comforters — you name it — all covered in Justin’s pretty little face.

If this isn’t the best news you can get on a Sunday, I’m not sure what is.

The art director for Lady Sandra, Maria De Stefano, told E! Online:

“We have created looks based on these images—‘rock star’ Justin, ‘laid back’ Justin and ‘sleepy’ Justin—all while keeping his image true to his fans.”

Wait, did she just call him a rock star?

Anyway, the Justin Bieber collection hits shelves in November, but you better get in line now if you want to beat the pre-teens to the sheets.

I guess a shower curtain will have to do since Jasmine Villegas already beat us to the real thing!

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American Idol runner-up Crystal Bowersox is no second place winner for musician Brian Walker — the two are now engaged!

A rep told PEOPLE that Crystal and Brian plan to marry next month.

Though this is her first marriage, the 25-year-old singer has a 1-year-old son, Tony, from a previous relationship.

We’re glad she had no trouble moving on — Crystal and her ex-boyfriend Tony Kusian broke up just before the Idol finale in May because Tony wasn’t ready for the musician lifestyle.

Crystal is currently working on her debut album.

Congrats to the couple and good luck to Crystal! Show America what you’re made of!

Just days after Khloe Kardashian attended a Weezer concert in a hip-hugging Bebe dress, her sister, Kim Kardashian, 29, stepped out sporting the same frock on her way to dinner with friends. Kim added a pair of leopard Louboutins to the ensemble.

Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin Call It Quits

Khloe, 26, has always been compared to her sisters and even goes as far as to call herself the “fat” one:

“When I was a chunky little 8-year-old and I had these two beautiful sisters, I’d wonder, why don’t I look like that? Now I hate it when people compare me to my sisters. Kourtney’s 5 feet, I’m 5-foot-10 and Kim is 5-foot-2. I will never look like them. No matter how skinny I am, that body will never be mine.”

Who do you think wore it best?

TEAM KHLOE! (Shame on you, Kim.)

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From court to jail to bailed out, Lindsay Lohan had a busy weekend following Friday’s court appearance.

According to a source close to the 24-year-old actress, Lindsay means business this time and will likely check herself into rehab in the next few days.

The source told PEOPLE:

“She will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered to do,”

Hopefully that will be enough.

Following a failed drug test and a $300,000 bail, Li-Lo has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet which monitors her alcohol intake and can’t frequent places “where alcohol is the chief item of sale.”

Ha, we’ll see. Anyway, best of luck to Lindsay — her next probation violation hearing is October 22nd, though I’m sure we’ll hear from her before then…

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Looks like Katy Perry is getting sweet revenge on Sesame Street!

Katy Perry Duets ‘Hot N Cold’ With Elmo On Sesame Street (VIDEO)

The wacky pop singer is scheduled to appear on The Simpsons for a special Christmas-themed episode of the animated comedy. She will appear as herself in a live-action segment that will feature the Simspon characters as puppets. Al Jean, the executive producer of the show, said:

“In the wake of Elmo’s terrible betrayal, the Simpsons puppets wish to announce they stand felt-shoulder-to-shoulder with Katy Perry.”

Perry will lead the characters in a rendition of “The 39 Days of Christmas” and will even become Moe’s girlfriend. Ta-ta, Elmo!

Katy Perry’s Boobies Banned From Sesame Street

Earlier this week it was decided that Perry’s Sesame Street episode wouldn’t air after a YouTube preview of her appearance received many viewer complaints thanks to her “cleavage-bearing” ensemble. The Simpsons episode was shot in mid-September, prior to the drama.

“The Fight Before Christmas” episode airs December 5 on Fox.

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James Franco, who is surrounded by buzz for his new films Howl and 127 Hours, recently revealed he earned a D in acting class at New York University where he was taking film classes. He’s currently enrolled at Yale and pursuing his PhD.

Is James Franco Gay?

The actor said:

“I did the work, I did well in everything else.”

He went on to add that the professor probably felt uncomfortable with a well known actor in his classroom, and admitted he did miss a lot of classes due to the filming schedule for Danny Boyle‘s follow-up to Slumdog Millionaire, 127 Hours.

James Franco Won’t Be Teaching At Yale Next Spring

Franco has earned himself plenty of attention for his performance in 127 Hours. With Box Office Magazine calling him a “tour-de-force,” and Entertainment Weekly predicting an Oscar nomination, I think he’ll survive with his D in acting class.

He’s talented, but he’s certainly never been the brightest crayon in the box.

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Well, it’s about time!

Pixar has just named Brenda Chapman as their first female director. Chapman will direct and write for the animated film Brave, which follows a tomboyish royal with a love for archery. Reese Witherspoon, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, and Julie Walters are all slated to provide voices for the film.

Colby Curtin Dies Of Vascular Cancer After Watching Movie ‘Up’

Brave is due to hit theatres in June 2012.

I can’t even begin to describe the love I have for Pixar movies. This could end up as the worst film of all time and I’d still buy it to add to my collection. And congrats to Chapman! Now, show those men how to direct a movie.

Beyonce‘s got some new ink, y’all. But it’s not going to last for long. The singer has teamed up with airbrush makeup brand Temptu to create a limited-edition temporary tattoo line for her fashion line House of Dereon.

Tina Knowles, Beyonce’s mother and founder of House of Dereon, said:

“With a Sixties-pinup-girl meets-futuristic-biker-chick theme, Beyoncé and I really wanted to give our Deréon Fall 2010 campaign a tough edginess. We decided to invite Temptu to help us create custom body art for her to model with our fashions. The resulting images were so strong that we realized consumers might want to re-create the tattoos themselves.”

The body art line with be available this November in Dereon’s signature fleur icon, rock n’ roll, spider and jewelry designs. The tattoos are waterproof and are expected to last two to five days. The packages will range from basic to deluxe and will be sold for $16 to $34 at Sephora stores and online at sephora.com, temptu.com and dereon.com, while supplies last.

I love a good temporary tat, y’all!

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Award-winning actress Julianna Margulies has been named as the newest face of beauty and cosmetics line L’Oreal Paris. The star of The Good Wife is joining the L’Oreal family which includes stars such as Beyonce, Eva Longoria Parker and Penelope Cruz.

Julianna, 44,  expressed her excitement saying:

“I remember the first time I heard [“Because You’re Worth It”]. I was young, and I said to myself, ‘When I have money, I will buy beautiful products and feel I’m worth it.”

She will be representing the company’s new RevitaLift skin care line:

“I always have considered my skin [my best beauty asset] because I got lucky: I have small pores. I am also very pale so I have stayed out of the sun most of my life.”

The ads will debut next year in a print and television campaign. I bet L’Oreal will make lots of money thanks to Julianna’s glowing skin! I’m already sold on RevitaLift. What about you?

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Before her clothing line and best-selling books, Lauren Conrad was just a high schooler being followed around by MTV. Now, the star of reality shows The Hills and Laguna Beach, is headed back to the network where it all began.

Networks Fight For Lauren Conrad’s New Reality Show

MTV‘s new documentary-style show will follow LC as she works to create her own line of evening wear and build a fashion house from the ground up.

Conrad told The Hollywood Reporter:

“I’m so excited to take on this new project that really focuses on my true passion. I’m happy to be partnering with MTV because I have had such an amazing relationship with them and love being a part of the network.”

Tony DiSanto, president of programming at MTV, said:

“We are so excited to be working with Lauren again. She is family we are very proud of her. When we shot the test tape for Laguna Beach she was 17 now she’s a mogul.”

This is the best thing MTV’s done in ages. They desperately need a good girl to reel parents back in to allowing their kids to watch the network. There’s no better girl for the job than LC. Congrats, MTV!

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Well, that didn’t last long. Starlet Lindsay Lohan, who Judge Elden Fox ordered to jail without bail today for probation violations, has now been granted bail by another judge.  So Lindsay is free once again, on $300,000.00 bail this time.

Lohan’s attorney filed a writ of habeas corpus action on Friday night. Judge Patricia Schnegg (soon to be known as ‘The Judge Who Missed the Boat’) granted bail to Lohan on three measly conditions:

Lohan will be required to report back to authorities within 24 hours to be fitted for yet another SCRAM bracelet to ensure that she stays off the sauce for the next month.

She is also not allowed to socialize with any known drug users, and she must be willing to submit to a law-enforcement search at any time.

Hello Judge Schnegg, Lohan’s done SCRAM before, flunked it, and every other drug and alcohol test known to human kind.  Stay away from known drug users? Really, that sounds like something my parents would have told me in high school. And it’s just bogus to throw in that she can be subjected to law-enforcement searches at any time.

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Lohan has had many enablers in her young, troubled, and spoiled life.  Sadly, we have to add Judge Patricia Schnegg to that list.

Schnegg is a former president of the Los Angeles County Bar Association. She formerly worked for the firm of Knapp, Grossman & Marsh.

Judge Schnegg is the same justice that presided over Chris Brown’s domestic abuse case earlier this year.

UPDATE: According to California law a criminal can’t be held in jail without bail for a misdemeanor.

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