Taylor Swift loves to write about love, and its getting more and more uncomfortable. Her new album Speak Now is basically an open book about all the heartbreak she’s been through in Hollywood.

News flash, Taylor: STOP DATING PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. IT NEVER WORKS OUT.

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Judging from the lyrics, Swift’s new song ‘Dear John’ is written about having her heart broken by the biggest douche of them all, John Mayer. Honestly, what heart has he not broken? The two were reportedly involved in 2009 while they collaborated on the song ‘Half of my Heart,’ a track from his last album. Check out the lyrics and see for yourself:

“Dear John
I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should’ve known.

My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don’t understand
And I’ll look back in regret
I ignored what they said ‘Run as fast as you can.”

Swift, 20, was quoted saying that her songs are not hard to interpret:

“They’re all made very clear. Every single song is like a road map to what that relationship stood for, with little markers that maybe everyone won’t know, but there are things that were little nuances of the relationship, little hints. And every single song is like that. Everyone will know, so I don’t really have to send out e-mails on this one.”

I think I would like Swift a lot more if she would stop passive aggressively airing out her dirty laundry. It makes for good news but it’s getting old.