Charlie Sheen Meltdown: Rants & Slams Chuck Lorre
Charlie Sheen totally lost it! The “Two and a Half Men” actor slammed the show’s creator Chuck Lorre, calling him a clown, a turd and saying his real name is “Haim Levine” , while comparing himself to Marlon Brando’s character in “Apocalypse Now” during a radio interview for “The Alex Jones Show”.
Charlie went on one mad man rant, which just proves he desperately needs help. He claims he is cured and trashes Alcoholics Anonymous, saying it’s some type of “bootleg cult” with a poor 5% success rate. He exclaimed, “Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you.”
OK! Coo-coo. When host Alex Jones told him he sounded like Thomas Jefferson, Charlie snapped: “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things.”
As for his drugs and alcohol issue, Charlie says he is 100% clean and ready to get back to work. “Here’s your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won’t get high. I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it … with my mind.” Adding, he managed to embarrass Lorre “in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.”
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This is not a desperate cry for help – it’s a scream! As for his vacation with 2 girlfriends, Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly, and ex Brooke Burke in the Bahamas, Charlie claims, “Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you’re going to need it. Badly.”
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Brooke escaped the madness! Good. She has twins to take care of at home. But Charlie rant was not over before he challenged Lorre to fight in an octagon. Here’s some highlights from Charlie’s crazy speech:
Charlie said, “I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He’s a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I’d never want to be like.” Charlie adds, “That’s me being polite.”
“All these guys told me to ‘clean it up.’ Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up.”
“All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics.”
“That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family — my crew’s pocket.”
“You can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him.”
That’s not exactly a good way to treat the guy who basically is responsible for you not being an unemployed SOB. Charlie should be thanking this guy for making him one of the highest paid actors on TV. Come on! Charlie is no Marlon Brando… no Samuel L. Jackson.
Charlie needs to get over himself because as an actor he is not nearly as good as he thinks he is. So what I meant is: Charlie is no Robert Downey Jr.!
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