“Two and a Half Men” production has been halted and canceled for the rest of the season after Charlie Sheen basically slammed its creator, Chuck Lorre, who he calls “Chaim Levine”.

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CBS and Warner Bros. said in a statement: “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

Oh. No. Charlie did not like their decision to cancel the show without asking his Highness for permission. Guess what? Lorre, the “a stupid, stupid little man and a pu**y punk that I [Charlie] never want to be like”, has had enough.

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Can CBS fire Charlie without having to pay for the rest of his contract? Charlie is way too expensive, which has become a major issue for the network. They should have hired a mentally stable guy for the job. I digress.

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Charlie is angry. He is not letting go without a fight, so he sent TMZ this ridiculously hilarious open letter:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth.

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

The End.

No? Geez. Charlie is back. These radio stations keep giving the troubled actor a voice. Crash and burn – everybody wants to watch it right there in the front row. In Fox Sports Radio with Pat O’Brien, Charlie “hinted” that the decision to shut down production dictated the end of the show after eight seasons.

Charlie claims he felt like “an unwanted relative being given cold coffee at 9pm every night. Can you imagine going back into the sludge pit with those knuckleheads at this point? Can you imagine? It would go bad quickly.”

Bad. Burn, baby! Burn!

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