Remember James Van Der Beek from Dawson’s Creek? Well, Ke$ha is a fan! In the new music video for “Blow” directed by Chris Marrs Piliero, Ke$ha cleaned up a bit for her leading man, while the wild unicorns partied like there was no tomorrow.

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After telling two unicorns she “grabbed the bear by the throat”, Ke$ha and Van Der Beek had one serious conversation while looking into each other eyes. It’s funnier and less romantic than it sounds as they both pull bras from under their clothes. UGH.

“Well, well, well … if it isn’t James Van Der Douche,” she says.

“I don’t appreciate you slander-beeking my name,” Van Der Beek replies.

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Who said romance is dead. Oh, it is! In the end, Ke$ha killed Van Der Beek and proudly displays his head on her wall with a plaque that reads “James Van Der Dead”. That’s how low struggling actors will go to appear.

Ke$ha & James Van Der Beek “Blow” Music Video