Unemployed. DUH. WINNING. This is the beginning of the end for Charlie Sheen, who was just fired from â€œTwo And a Half Menâ€ by Warner Bros. for moral turpitude. That means Charlieâ€™s recent erratic behavior is in gross violation of the moral conduct.
Really? Warner Bros. said in a statement:“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ effective immediately.”
So what will happen to â€œTwo and a Half Menâ€? Apparently, they still havenâ€™t decided if the show will ever be back to your TV sets at home, but Iâ€™d not expect it to happen. What does Charlie have to say about all this?
Charlie is happy! However, when he is really happy he just like to threaten to sue Warner Bros. and Chuck Lorre, the showâ€™s creator who he blames for getting fired. Charlie insults the guy who is basically making him look good on TV and then claims no one likes the guy anyway.
Chuck Lorre is responsible for the success of three shows (â€œTwo And A Half Menâ€, â€œThe Big Bang Theoryâ€ and â€œMike and Mollyâ€), while Charlie is just another star in one of those shows. 3 against 1. Do the math. Whoâ€™s WINNING now?
Charlie told TMZ, â€œThis is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.â€
The actorâ€™s lawyer Marty Singer demands Warner Bros. pay Charlie for the eight canceled episodes. Warner Bros. couldnâ€™t care less about these threats but they sent a letter explaining the reasons why they decided to fire Charlie. As if they needed to explainâ€¦
The letter says, “There is ample evidence supporting Warner Bros. reasonable good faith opinion that Mr. Sheen has committed felony offenses involving moral turpitude (including but not limited to furnishing of cocaine to others as part of the self-destructive lifestyle he has described publicly) that have ‘interfere[d] with his ability to fully and completely render all material services required’ under the agreement.”