Charlie Sheen’s Violent Torpedo Of Truth Tour Sold OUT
Former “Two And a Half Men” star, Charlie Sheen aka Unemployed Winner, is about to go on a mini-tour with his comedy show titled “My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Show” and he just set a new record…
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A Ticketmaster record for the fastest SOLD OUT show ever… incredible!! However, the mini tour only has two scheduled shows, one in Detroit (April 2) and the other in Chicago (April 3).
So, it may look like Charlie is still #WINNING, but it’s really not that big of a deal. Why? Most people are just paying $80 to watch a train-wreck. It’s one heck of an expensive ticket to watch someone crash and burn. I’d totally buy one!
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Charlie Sheen promised to deliver quite a performance and is planning to add more dates to his mini-tour soon. Here’s how he described is “Violent Torpedo Of Truth” show (via Ticketmaster):
Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock.
Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES 18+ OVER
There’s more: Charlie, the warlock, promised to donate one dollar from each ticket to the Red Cross Japanese Earthquake relief fund. I’d would suggest you to use the $80 you would pay for Charlie’s mad ramblings and directly donate it to Japanese earthquake relief.
[image: Charlie Sheen's Site]
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I cant help but feel the bitterness that unfortunately spills over in a condescending wave of misery drowning everyone near it and scorching the earth with its acrid aftertaste.
Perhaps you have something “magic” to share with us? So far its more like incoherent snippets and ramblings of a hungover kid whose allowance got cut short. Nothing tiger, or Winning about it really.
But what do I know, deeds always spoke louder than words, and just uttering them left and right does not make it the truth. However, that is one tactic of gripping an audience and sometimes even an career.
Its a shame, cause I think if you would get a decent script in your hands, it could be delivered, with proper Hollywood rhetoric. This is just too painful. Tasteless jargon, from a guy suffering from at least a few diagnosable disorders.
You should also dare surround yourself with people that sometimes defy you. Right now, it seems you got a lot of asslickers with you on a train bound to crash.
I truly hope this is nobody’s role-model, as then we are truly screwed..
But I am not too worried though, as more people viewed “a dog masturbating and licking his spunk”, than this channel.
I don’t blame them, there is still hope for humanity.
Ps. English is not my first language, I apologize if something did not come across entirely as intended.
Charlie Sheen needs to get some serious help, I had children who did drugs and I am not a fool to think he has stopped. anyone can pass a drug test by cheating! Just look at him and you can tell. I feel sorry for him but things will not get better until he gets help with his drug addiction.
Although Moraly Bankrupt Sheen Is a Genius At Making a LOT OF MONEY And Manipulating The MEDIA ! Must Be That Tiger Blood And A WINNING ATTITUDE ! Whatever It Is , CBS Certainly Look`s Like LOSERs !