While he may have picked up seven Grammy nominations, had a handful of hit songs and written the hook for Cee-Lo Green‘s hit song “F**k You,” we’ll never forgot the crowning achievement of his year: being busted for cocaine. Yes, we’re talking about Bruno Mars.

Bruno Mars Charged With Cocaine Possession (MUGSHOT)

During a recent interview with GQ Magazine, the singer brushed off the situation:

“I’m not gonna preach that I’m a role model. I’m a f****ng musician! But I’ve learned people are watching, so don’t do nothing stupid.”

What an idiot! Where are these celebrity publicists we all hear about?!? Somebody hire me so I can get this man to shut his pie hole.

Prosecutor David Schubert Arrested For Cocaine Possession (Mugshot)

Fortunately for Mars, the prosecutor in his case, Clark County Deputy District Attorney David Charles Schubert , was arrested on Saturday for…. you guessed it: possession of cocaine.