Thank YOU, Lauren! Former Hills girl, Lauren Conrad, finally admitted she has absolutely no talent and is not even sexy (just cute!) in an interview for the cover of the upcoming May 2011 issue of Allure Magazine.

The 25 year-old is a just a reality star smart enough to not turn into a train wreck or a plastic surgery addict, while launching a few successful book among “young adults” and people with nothing better to do.

Here are some highlights from Lauren Conrad’s Allure interview:

On being called “Reality Show Talent”: “They called me that, and I’m like, ‘What’s my Talent?’”

Would she like to take back and on camera moments? “I was always a little bit embarrassed when I would be drunk on camera.”

On how she sees herself: “I’m not a sexy person. I’m OK with it. I’ve never been the sexy girl. Whenever I’ve had a boyfriend, he’s always been like, ‘Oh, you’re cute.’”

On her body issues:“It wasn’t ‘Lauren Debuts Her Line’; it was ‘Lauren Debuts a Fuller Figure,’ and I was like, ‘Oh, no!’ because I’d put on a few pounds. If I’m shopping and I see paparazzi, my bag goes directly to my thighs.”

[images: Allure]