OH. My. God. Please, NO! “The Real Housewives of New York” star Alex McCord’s husband, Simon van Kempen, just released his first single called “I Am Real” on iTunes on Thursday (April 21)- listen to audio below.

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The real husband apparently dreamed of becoming a star for a long time and he finally got a chance to enter the music business. Simon becomes the first Real Housewives’ husband to release a song, but wives, Countess LuAnn, Danielle Staub and Kim Zolciak started the horrible REAL auto-tuned music trend.

Simon said in a statement, “More than anything, I wanted the track to be fun, irreverent and to talk about my real experience on the ‘Real Housewives of New York City.’ The title and lyrics are cheeky but hey, that’s the REAL me!”

Simon’s “I Am Real” offers the world some “groundbreaking” lyrics. He sings, “When wives attack behind my back, they trash me on the Twitter” and “I am who I am and that’s the deal/ Love me or hate me/I don’t give a damn and that’s my deal.” OUCH!!

Simon van Kempen New Song “I Am Real” Audio