The White House and President Obama have finally released his birth certificate, proving Barack Hussein Obama II was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. His mother, Ann Stanley Dunham, was only 18 years old when she gave birth to 44th President of the US (see birth certificate below).

Obama told in a news conference he decided to release the document in an effort to make people focus on the country’s truly important issue. He explained, “We’re not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers.”

Donald Trump from The Apprentice took credit for the big revelation today, saying he was very proud of himself, and adding that we would still have to see if the birth certificate is actually real. What the heck? Trump, you better stick to your beauty pageants!

Trump said, “Today I’m very proud of myself, because I’ve accomplished something that nobody else has been able to accomplish. I want to look at it, but I hope it’s true, so that we can get on to much more important matters … he should have done it a long time ago.”

He continued, “I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully getting rid of this issue.” As for the actual document, Trump added, “We have to look at it, we have to see … is it real? Is it proper? What’s on it? But I hope it checks out beautifully.”

No. Trump must be extremely presumptuous to take credit for the President’s actions and then question the authenticity of a legal document. Isn’t America in a period of recession? Then, I don’t get why people aren’t worried about real issues. Of course, Trump has nothing better to do…

[image: White House, wenn.com]