Oh. My. Lanta.
Can the world really takeÂ another set of GTL-ing Guidos and Guidettes?Â And wait.Â Arenâ€™t Guidos Italian?Â Something about a â€œFamily Dinnerâ€ of weak tea and fish â€˜nâ€™ chips, just doesnâ€™t sound right.
The recently released Geordie Shore trailer introduces Jay, Holly, Sophie, James, Vicky, Greg, Charlotte â€œLoopyâ€ Letitia, and Gary â€“ and each one is tan-er and sluttier than the next.Â Their words, not mine:
Charlotte â€œLoopyâ€ Letitia proudly announces via the MTV UK website that her â€œ[favourite] party trick is balancing super noodles from each nipple.â€
Going on to over-share that,
â€˜Girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my Mum calls me an idiot.â€™
Hey Loopy? Your mumâ€™s right.