Actor Orlando Bloom revealed some funny details about the birth of his baby boy Flynn and basically bragged about how his wife, Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr, is blessed with good genes and a rocking hot post baby boy only three months after giving birth in an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Friday (April 29).

Miranda Kerr Shows Off Baby Boy Flynn Bloom

Poor Orlando had to suffer through 27 hours of labor without an epidural and was forced to pee in a bottle. Fantastic. He also claims his baby mama is totally crazy because she is already back to work as a model and her body is hotter than ever. Miranda’s post-baby body secret is breast feeding a big baby!

On the birth of his son Flynn…
Ellen: “So congratulations. You have a brand new little baby.”
Orlando: “He’s actually very big. He’s actually huge for his age. He’s like 20 lbs.”
Ellen: “How much did he weigh when he was born?”
Orlando: “9 lbs 12 oz. Ladies…believe 27 hours of labor.”
Ellen: “Wow.”
Orlando: “There for every minute.”
Ellen: “Were you really?”
Orlando: “Every minute. Peeing in a bottle. I was like honey, I have to go to the bathroom. (She said) Someone get him a bottle.”
Ellen: “Because you didn’t leave.”
Orlando: “Sorry, too much information. Especially on TV.”
Ellen: “No, not really that means you’re devoted. You really stayed there the entire time….I’m a little hurt because we decided we were going to have a child together but it didn’t work out.”
Orlando: “But, wait a second. Let’s back up a second, because I thought you got married first. I was the one who was broken hearted so I just ran to Miranda (Kerr) because I was like Ellen got married so I’m done.”
Ellen: “I see.”
Orlando: “I’m going to get married and have kids real quick. At least we got the kid first.”
Ellen: “So, she was a rebound?” (Laughing)
Orlando: “She’s total rebound.” (Laughing)
Ellen: “That’s really impressive. You stayed there the whole time and she didn’t have an epidural? Is that right?”
Orlando: “That is correct. You’re getting your information right.”
Ellen: “Why? Did she want one?”
Orlando: “I don’t know. I said, break them out. I’ll take it at this point.”

On his wife modeling three months after the baby…
Ellen: “Miranda was modeling like three months after she gave birth? Is that right?”
Orlando: “She is a little insane. Yes.”
Ellen: “This is three months afterward? (Ellen shows picture) Really, seriously?”
Orlando: “Yes. That’s my girl.”
Ellen: “Why did you put her to work right away? Can’t she stay home with the baby for a little while?”
Orlando: (Laughing) “Like I said, she’s of her own mind.”
Ellen: “That’s impossible.”
Orlando: “It’s genetics. It’s amazing. She looks incredible.”
Ellen: “She must of done something… Started working out.”
Orlando: “A lot of breast-feeding….”

[image courtesy of Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.]