A vindictive little Easter Bunny jumped at the chance to egg Amber Portwood’s home in Anderson, Indiana last weekend and even added a few spray-painted graffiti slurs to the 20-year-old’s Ford Taurus for good measure.

Portwood, who was recently accused of stealing neighbor Jamie Monroe’s boyfriend and baby daddy, Midas Fields, called the police after returning home to find the damage to her house and car.  Although no arrests have been reported, all signs seem to point to Monroe, who claimed in an interview with Star Magazine that Portwood recently taunted her yelling, “I’m riding your baby daddy!”

Always the picture of class, aren’t we Amber.

Monroe continued,

Everyone around Anderson knows any guy is fair game for Amber if she gets her hooks in him, even if he’s already taken.

But less we forget to assign blame to all guilty parties, Fields seems like a fame-whoring scumbag who ran out on his girlfriend and daughter for 15 minutes in the spotlight.

And how can we tell the 23-year-old maintenance worker is in it for the publicity?  It’s simple.  When asked about his relationship with Portwood, Fields replied, “I’m spending time with her. I enjoy it.”

You enjoy spending time with her?  I call bull.