The boys of Lonely Island are back with another hilarious hit and this time they’ve teamed up with 90′s balladeer and former Dancing with the Stars contestant, Michael Bolton.

The “Jack Sparrow” song, which premiered on the Mother’s Day episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Tina Fey, features a standard Lonely Island club beat, mixed with Bolton’s mesmerizing vocals.  The results?  Perfection.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Bolton discusses his first thoughts on working with Andy Samberg and his crew,

The Lonely Island guys reached out to my management and said they wanted to do this. I said, “I love those guys. But what are they thinking?” I was automatically scanning through my memory banks of the most wicked language and visuals. You want to work with guys like this. But at the same time I get invitations to perform at the Vatican!

They love to get you where you just can’t believe what you’re looking at and then hit you with the funny. I’ve been all about humor and all about laughing since I was a kid. That’s just who I am. I’ve been kicked out of every class. Andy and I were talking about that. Neither one of us had our Bar Mitzvah because we couldn’t take Hebrew school seriously.

I did not know this about you Mr. Bolton, and now that I do – I respect you.

Lonely Island-er, Akiva Schaffer discusses his long-time love affair with Bolton in an interview with AOL,

He has a tan. Not like a weird one, but one that makes him seem very worldly, like he’s seen the sun from a lot of different angles from all over the globe and at different levels from the equator or whatnot that gives him a well-rounded, sunny look — he’s the man.

In the past, Lonley Island has teamed up with artists such as T-Payne for “I’m on a Boat“, Akon for “I Just had S*x” and Justin Timberlake for their breakout hit, “D*ick in a Box“.

The Lonely Island’s new album “Turtleneck and Chain” is available in stores now.

Teen Mom, Jenelle Evans has voluntarily entered a rehab facility in Malibu, CA, but sources say, it’s not for drugs.

She is clean right now and has been that way for several weeks… She’s doing this program to help her cope with all the stress in her life: her family situation, her legal issues, her general anxiety.

She checked into a rehab facility for stress and general anxiety?  Isn’t that just called “a vacation?”

Evans plead guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia back in April, but the charges were dropped after the 19-tear-old completed 24-hours of court mandated community service.

After news broke of Jenelle’s supposedly secret 45-day rehab stint, sister, Ashleigh Evans Wilson, spoke out,

My sister can’t even have one friend without them using her for money and making up rumors and selling her out.  The next person who stirs up stuff will be done! I have connections all over the east coast and you have another thing coming! Her whereabouts were suppose to be private, and no one was suppose to know! I am so sick of people.

That’s what happens when you sign up to be on reality TV, Ashleigh.

Actor Matthew Perry, who is famous for his role on the hit show Friends, has struggled with prescription drugs and alcohol in the past and is returning to rehab as part of his ongoing treatment.

Whitney Houston Enters Rehab For Drug & Alcohol Addiction

The 41-year-old said in a statement:

“I’m making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the World Wide Web.”

Perry was in rehab twice in 1997 and 2001, but a source tells reporters, ”There was no relapse.” They added that he plans to enter the treatment facility shortly.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Checks Into Rehab For Fourth Time

We’re not making fun of you at Bumpshack, Matthew. We commend you for taking care of business. I know a few stars who should take your lead. Best of luck!

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Two sources with knowledge of the deal told the Hollywood Reporter that actor Ashton Kutcher is in the final stages of negotiation to replace Charlie Sheen on the hit CBS show Two and a Half Men.

With the deal all but signed, Kutcher is said to be receiving a “huge payday” to join television’s No. 1 comedy. The exact amount he’ll be paid is unknown.

Hugh Grant to Replace Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’?

Earlier this week, it was reported that British actor Hugh Grant had turned down an offer with the studio. Now, creator Chuck Lorre has come up with a story line to tie Kutcher into the plot. One source said, “It’s really funny. People are going to love it.”

This will be the first regular television series for Kutcher since he appeared on FOX’s That 70′s Show. The network is hoping that the actor, who is married to Demi Moore, will bring in a youthful audience to the show, as well as “a big online profile” with his 6.7 million Twitter followers. Needless to say, they certainly won’t have trouble promoting the show.

CBS To Do ‘Dear Girls Above Me’ Series With Ashton Kutcher

Another source said, ”Chuck’s really happy.” Warner Bros. and Kutcher’s rep have declined to comment on the deal.

This would be the best match possible. Kutcher is funny, good looking and seems relatively easy to deal with. As a matter of fact, he’s the complete opposite of Charlie Sheen. Perfect fit!

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Vinny, Pauly D, Ronnie and The Situation still had some serious GTL-ing to do before they could leave for Italy, so MTV sent the chicks of Jersey Shore on ahead.  Guidette Gal Pals, JWOWW and Snooki, were seen checking in at the Lufthansa Business Class ticket counter at the Newark Airport earlier today, with oversized, leopard-print luggage in tow.  Would you expect anything less?

Although the entire cast was slated to depart for Florence five days ago, filming permits were temporarily revoked, delaying their departure several days.

While the cast is in Italia, they will be expected to comply with three major rules set forth by Mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi.

Rule #1: Cast members are not allowed to be filmed in any bar or nightclub that serves alcohol.
Rule#2:  Cast members are not to be filmed drinking in public.
Rule#3: The show cannot be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town.

This season should be riveting…

Season 4 of Jersey Shore is set to air on MTV in July.

It was only a matter of time.

Former Real Housewife of DC, Michaele Salahi, is about to release her first single ”Bump It” and because that alone wouldn’t be enough to get the notoriously “colorful socialite” on the talk show circuit, Salahi is claiming her inspiration behind the song, is none other than the most powerful woman in media, Oprah.

Michaele contends that she was inspired to go into the studio after a conversation with Oprah backstage during President Obama’s inauguration, during which the Queen of Talk gushed, “Wow, you have an amazing voice!”

If it sounds like a conversation too media-friendly to be true for the fame hungry housewife, that’s because it is.

A representative for Winfrey released a statement saying,

Oprah briefly met Ms. Salahi backstage at the Kennedy Center after an Oprah Show taping in January 2009.  However, there’s absolutely no truth to the report that they discussed Ms. Salahi’s vocal abilities.

Now, how could Michaele have misinterpreted that conversation?  That’s like not getting an invitation, but thinking you’re invited to the party anyway…

Salahi’s single is now available via her iPhone app.

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Prince Harry has big footsteps to follow his elder brother Prince William, which might be why he is back with on/off again girlfriend Chelsy Davy. The media is claiming the royal wedding brought those 2 back together, despite Harry’s close friendship with Pippa Middleton. Harry and Chelsy have been an item for a long time, yet have had more than their share of falling out before. Currently they are saying the royal wedding had made Harry see how important Chelsy is.

This news contradicts the reports that Harry is seeing Pippa, which started coming out the day of the wedding. The closeness of those 2 were evident throughout the wedding. However, many sources are claiming those 2 are just friends.

I have to say that if he is back with Chelsy, I wonder how she feels about these reports of him and Pippa? It might be extremely hard to date a royal for that reason alone. Hopefully though the newest reports are true about them if he is back with his long time girlfriend.

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Seychelles has since been confirmed as the royal honeymoon destination for Prince William & Catherine Middleton. However, that brings in a whole new set if issues for the very much in love newlyweds. The royal couple is a prime target for the paparazzi, which the couple has been trying avoid. The good news is that the police in Seychelles have promised to protect the young couple during the 10 day honeymoon.

Last week the news broke about their honeymoon, despite the Clarence House did not say where they went or for how long. Rumors quickly broke out that they went to Seychelles, thus forcing them to confirm that they did go there. However, they did make a point asking the media to respect the lovebirds.

I feel bad for them, they have no private life despite trying so hard. I hope that Seychelles can protect them from the media blitz. It does not seem fair for the them to have to live every detail in the public eye. It wasn’t their choice for William.

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Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara is the newest face to join the CoverGirl cosmetics brand. And really, could they have picked a more beautiful woman to sell makeup?

Sofia Vergara Hot In Jeans At Kids’ Choice Awards 2011

Sofia, who is a fan of the brand’s LashBlast Volume mascara (me too!) and Lip Perfection lipstick, said:

“It feels amazing. I’ve always wanted to be a CoverGirl. I always loved seeing the pictures of the campaigns in magazines.My mother used to do her makeup everyday, and I used to watch her, just fascinated.”

“I’ve always had a very good relationship with makeup; it’s one of my favorite things.”

She also added that she’s excited to represent Latin women as a new face for the esteemed line:

“When you grow up, you look up to girls in the magazines, and you never think you’re going to be that pretty, or that well made-up, or that glamorous. I love that I have the Latin flavor; Latin girls can relate to me, see what I’m wearing, see my makeup, my hairstyle.”

The actress joins a pretty impressive group of current CoverGirl spokesmodels: Queen Latifah, Drew Barrymore, Ellen DeGeneres, Dania Ramirez and Taylor Swift.

Sofia Vergara Stunning In Blue At 2011 SAG Awards

I’ll buy anything that makes me look like her.

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The stunning Rachel McAdams is the cover girl for this month’s issue of Elle Magazine. The 32-year-old actress has been seen in films such as Mean Girls and Morning Glory, but the one we all remember her in is The Notebook. Now, she’s opening up about romance and her life as a Hollywood bombshell.

Hot New Couple: Rachel McAdams & Michael Sheen Dating

On her role in the film Mean Girls:

“With Mean Girls, I originally auditioned for the part that Lindsay Lohan played. I wouldn’t have seen myself playing Regina at all. But when I read the script, I thought, Oh, this part is way more fun; I wonder who will play that.…”

On being a romantic:

“I am. When Billie Holiday comes on, I can’t help but be transported—and I’m sure it wasn’t as romantic then at all—but that’s the wonderful part of my job: dressing up and walking down the street in New York or Toronto, pretending I’m in the ’40s.”

On finding inspiration from her parent’s marriage:

“[They are] Still together and still in love. I’m very blessed that way. I had a great example of love in front of me, and that’s probably what makes me such a romantic, because I’ve seen it firsthand.”

I can’t wait to see her back on the big screen! She’s a timeless beauty with amazing style. Why can’t we see more of you?!? Read the rest of her article HERE.

Rachel McAdams Elle Magazine Spread Photos go on reading »

News spread today that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong and her husband of seven years, Russell, were separating due to financial issues. The reality star’s rep is now speaking up and saying that the couple isn’t splitting after all.

‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Taylor & Russell Armstrong Separate

First season viewers say plenty of tension between the couple, fueling the rumors that their marriage was on the outs. Their rep said:

“Yes, their relationship is not without trouble, but they’re still together. They’ve gone through therapy and they have issues within their marriage that they’re actively working on, but they’re both really committed to making their marriage work.”

Blonde bombshell Armstrong, 39, and her banker husband Russell, 47, were married in 2005 and are parents to a five-year-old daughter, Kennedy. The source added:

“They love each other and want to be there for their daughter.”

As for the financial problems that were reportedly splitting the two up, the source said:

“It has nothing to do with financial issues. Their issues are personal and they’re actively working on solving them.”

I’m not sure how much I believe this. Regardless, their marriage is on the rocks and being on reality television probably isn’t the best solution to fixing things.

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Bristol Palin made a splash last week when she debuted a new hairdo, a slim body and a brand spankin’ new chin. Now, the mother of two-year-old son Tripp is opening up and explaining just why she looked SO different.

Did Bristol Palin Have Plastic Surgery On Her Face? (PHOTO)

She confirmed to UsMagazine: ”It’s not plastic surgery.” So what was it exactly? ”I had corrective jaw surgery,” she told the magazine. The surgery apparently took place back in December of 2010.

“Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons…so my jaw and teeth could properly realign…I don’t obsess over my face”

“I am absolutely thrilled with the results. I look older, more mature, and don’t have as much of a chubby little baby face!”

Bristol Palin Gets Her Own Reality Show

And welcome to Hollywood, Bristol! The truth ALWAYS comes out sooner or later.

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