Snooki Cursed by Italian Witch
She may have only been trying to drum up business for O’Vesuvio Pizzeria, but something about little ol’ Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi really rubbed a local Florentine woman the wrong way.
Snooki took to the streets this week, complete with overly fuzzy boots and a bullhorn, to advertise for the pizzeria where she and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast have been “working”.
Is there a reason why MTV insists on trying to portray these kids as contributing members of society, holding normal jobs? We may be the generation that made reality stars famous, but we ain’t stupid.
Sources report that the ‘witch’ witnessed Snooki’s guerilla marketing tactics and was so disgusted by her presence, that she ‘pointed menacingly at her attire as she cast her ‘spell.’”
As if Snooki needs any MORE bad luck…
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