Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris have called off their upcoming nuptials just 60 hours before Harris was supposed to walk down the aisle.  Apparently Harris pulled the plug on the relationship because Hef wouldn’t give her a bigger allowance.

Sounds like a perfectly healthy and grown-up relationship doesn’t it?

TMZ is also reporting, that the 26-year-old was more focused on her blossoming music career than her wedding to Hef.  According to a source close to The Mansion, Harris felt she “couldn’t be married to Hef and have a successful music career.”

No sweetie – you’ve got it all wrong.  You can’t have a successful music career because you’re terrible at singing.

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