What the heck is happening on Britney Spears’ new video for “I Wanna Go” (watch video below)? In the video directed by Chris Marrs Piliero, the troubled pop princess is asked the most ridiculous questions at a press conference, when she decided to recreate an infamous “F*** you!” scene from “Half Baked”.

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Britney storms out, gropes a random guy, flashes a policeman in front of a minor, seduces the cop and steals his handcuffs before battling the evil paparazzi with her microphone – Kill Bill style! Oh my. The paparazzi are freaking Terminators!

Then, the pop princess is rescued by a guy in a convertible. The guy pours milk all over himself in an attempt to look sexy (??) before revealing he is a cyborg too. Britney is once again at the press conference… it was all a dream (or nightmare!). Her knight comes to rescue her again, but he is really a cyborg who loves dreams and seashells (nice Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” parallel!).

Is “I Wanna Go” the most bizarre Britney music video or what?

Britney Spears “I Wanna Go” Music Video