Leopard Films USA, is currently searching for the next big thing out of Jersey, but they aren’t looking to cast the 6^th season of The Jersey Shore!

The production company is in the midst of casting “real” Jersey Shore go-ers, who’ve rented party houses on the shore this summer and think they can “Put Snooki and the Situation to shame when it comes to partying.”  According to the casting website,

Where MTV casts people to live in a house, we want to film real people experiencing the REAL Jersey Shore.

You mean you want to film middle class families walking the boardwalk, eating cotton candy and losing carnival games?  Sounds pretty boring to me, but whatever floats your boat!

I’m sure MTV will have a little something to say about copyright infringement and all that legal mumbo jumbo, but for now, I bet they’re just sitting back and laughing at this feeble attempt to capitalize on their multi-billion dollar franchise.

Muahahahhaha!