“Two And a Half Men” creator, Chuck Lorre, was not kidding when he said there was no chance Charlie Sheen could return to the show because he is going to kill Charlie Harper in a tragic car accident/suicide/natural disaster… whatever!

Charlie Sheen Fired By Warner Bros. For Moral Turpitude

According to sources, Charlie’s character is going to tragically die in the ninth season premiere. One of the tragic scenarios is quite realistic – Charlie drives a car over a cliff and dies! Ironic. In real life, two of Charlie’s cars went down a cliff on Mulholland Drive. How? We don’t know exactly, but Charlie claims the cars were stolen.

In September, Charlie is set to be replaced on the show by actor Ashton Kutcher (aka Demi Moore’s boy toy husband!), who might enter the show as a buyer for Charlie’s home after he bites the dust.

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After only one season, Real Housewife of New York, Cindy Barshop, has decided to part ways with the successful BRAVO reality show.  Guess she just couldn’t take the heat!  Barshop has recently been involved with a highly publicized racial discrimination lawsuit, which may have played a role in her decision to step out of the reality TV spotlight.

Also reportedly leaving RHONY is Brooklynite, Alex McCord, who’s been with the show since its inaugural season.  I wonder if McCord’s husband, Simon van Kempen had any input regarding her departure.  That guy will do anything to prolong his 15 minutes of fame!  If McCord is truly leaving the cast, something tells me it won’t be long before we see her hubby on another BRAVO show.

In regards to the recasting buzz, a BRAVO rep for RHONY said, “No decisions have been made regarding next season and everything at this point is rumor.”

Ahhhh, but how reallity TV junkies love a good rumor!

Like mother, like daughter! Singer Mariah Carey, who recently welcomed twins with her husband Nick Cannon, claims her baby girl, 7 weeks-old Monroe Cannon, is already more than ready to face the vicious paparazzi, and admits she is a little diva in the making.

Mariah Carey Shows Off Twins Lavish Nursery (PHOTOS)

Mariah posted a picture of her baby girl wrapped up in a super cute blanket, while blocking her face from the camera with her delicious baby hand. How cute? Mariah tweeted, “This is baby Monroe saying “no pictures dahhhhling” at 7+1/2 weeks..oh dear ” [see picture below]

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The proud new parents, Nick and Mariah, have been reportedly trying to negotiate a profitable deal for the first pictures of their twins, diva Monroe Cannon and baby boy Moroccan Scott Cannon. They want to donate the money to their charity(ies) of choice.

Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey Bare Baby Bump On UK OK! Cover

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Actress Rose McGowan, best known for her role as Paige Matthews in “Charmed”, was enjoying a cool day off when the roof of the car literally flew off while she was driving on a highway. NOT cool!

The 37 year-old took to her Twitter to share her misfortune. Rose posted the picture below with the caption, “Kind of ruined a perfectly good afternoon.” Later adding, “I think it’s hilarious now.”

Rose also confessed she was not the owner of the car, but her friend was laughing at the irony of the whole accident too. Fortunately, Rose, or anyone else for that matter were injured during this freaky car accident.

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Charlie Sheen is ALL alone. For real this time.

Sheen, 45, and his last remaining “goddess” Natalie Kenly have gone their separate ways. In April, the first “goddess,” 24-year-old porn star Rachel “Bree” Olson, dumped him via text message before moving on to a new man.

Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Rachel Oberlin aka Bree Olson Leaves

Despite the fact that Sheen claims he let his last girl go, he demanded Kenly return the Mercedes he bought for her. He’s staying calm, according to sources, telling them it’s it’s “not a common thing for the Masheen.”

Charlie Sheen – A $3,000,000 Sugar Daddy

What this girl hasn’t learned yet: you NEVER get rid of the Sheen. Good luck!

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Comedians Kristen Wiig and Russell Brand are the winners of PETA’s annual contest of the sexiest vegetarian celebrities. The two beat out other vegetarian celebs like Natalie Portman, Joaquin Phoenix, Anne Hathaway and Olivia Wilde.

Natalie Portman Gives Up Her Vegan Diet During Pregnancy

Brand, 36, who is married to pop star Katy Perry, has been a vegetarian since he was 14. While visiting Live! With Regis and Kelly, the funny man was asked by Kelly Ripa if he takes fish oil to stay sharp. He responded,”I’m vegetarian. I think it’s cruel to squeeze oil out of a fish… Cause they’re lovely little guys, aren’t they?” Adding, “You shouldn’t eat animals; it’s mean to them!”

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Bridesmaids star Wiig, 37, credits her vegetarian lifestyle for keeping her hot bod. In a recent interview with Women’s Health, she said she stays fit by running, doing yoga and because, “I’m a vegetarian. I eat a lot of tofu and soy.”

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Extra!  Extra!  Benson and Stabler are officially stepping down as the lead detectives for the NYPD Special Victims Unit!

In a turn of events that tugs at the heartstrings of any true blue Law & Order fanatic (guilty!), Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay are moving on from their posts as New York’s finest crime solving duo.

As any TV lover knows, all television series must run their course, but if you’re going to oust your two biggest stars,why not just cancel the show!?  I’ve already had to get used to like, four, different Assistant District Attorneys, how can they ask me to try and cope with losing Stabe the Babe too?

TooFab.com has released news that Meloni and Hargitay are being replaced by Danny Pino, former star of CBS’s Cold Case, and Kelli Giddish, of the blink-and-you-missed-it NBC series, Chase.

Thankfully, Mariska will being staying on in a reduced capacity and Detectives Munch and Tutuola, I mean, Richard Belzer and Ice-T will also be reprising their roles.

Personally, I am boycotting.  I didn’t watch Happy Days after Fonzi jumped the shark and I don’t intend to watch SVU after they do the same.

Mike Tyson has tied the knot with the same the same woman for the second time in as many years!

The baby talkin’ prize fighter renewed his vows with wife, Lakiha, during a joint birthday party the  happy couple threw for themselves at the M Resort in Las Vegas.

The exchange of vows came as a surprise to the hundreds of party guests who believed they were just attending an extravagant b-day fiesta for The Hangover star and his wife.

Sources said that the couple chose the lavish, over-the-top vow renewal ceremony because their subdued original nuptials were held in a small Vegas wedding chapel shortly after Tyson’ four-year-old daughter passed away.

Congrats to the “newlyweds”!

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Despite circulating reports that MTV is planning to recast the breakout reality hit, Jersey Shore, after it’s 5th season, network execs claim the rumors are just plain untrue.

An MTV spokesperson told The Hollywood Reporter,

We love the present cast, and their summer adventures have just begun… We currently have no plans to recast the show.

Well, that’s not what we heard…

Never the shrinking violets, the show’s cast was quick to speak up after the recasting rumors surfaced.  Pauly D spoke out in an interview with People Magazine,

I think we’re irreplaceable… I don’t think they could replace us. They’d just be people trying to be like us, anyway…

DelVecchio also chatted about the upcoming season of The Shore, set to premiere August 4th.

It’s more of the guys getting into the drama… We’re used to it with the girls, but this season it’s a lot of the guys … I think it was as much drama as there was in Miami. Yeah, we got ourselves into some crap. Somehow we always end up OK. There was some serious stuff going on there.

More serious than leaving anonymous notes in tupperware containers?  Doubt it!

Music mogul Tommy Mottola, 61, and his wife, Mexican singer Thalia, 39, welcomed their second child Saturday in New York City. Weighing in at 7 pounds, 14 ounces, baby boy Matthew joins 3-year-old sister Sabrina.

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Thalia announced the news via Twitter Saturday:

“Thalia, Tommy y Sabrina están muy felices de anunciar el nacimiento de Matthew Alejandro Mottola el 25/06/11 a las 11:48am (peso: 7lbs 14oz)”

Their rep told reporters, ”All are well and they couldn’t be happier.”

Mottola was famously married to his second wife, Mariah Carey, who just welcomed twins, from 1993 to 1998.

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Despite being engaged for over five years and the fact that New York legalized gay marriage, Neil Patrick Harris and his longtime partner David Burtka are not currently planning a wedding.

Neil Patrick Harris Talks About New Twins With David Burtka

Friday, the actor, 38, Tweeted:

“It PASSED! Marriage equality in NY!! Yes!! Progress!! Thank you everyone who worked so hard on this!! A historic night!!”

“David and I did propose to each other, but over five years ago! We’ve been wearing engagement rings for ages, waiting for an available date.”

Neil Patrick Harris Shows Off David Burtka & Twins On Twitter (PHOTO)

With that Tweet and a little media magic, every newspaper, magazine and online blog decided that Harris MUST be planning a wedding. Wrong! Monday, the Broadway veteran cleared up the marriage situation via Twitter:

“Dear media: Just because David and I will soon be able to marry in NY, doesn’t mean we are actively planning a wedding. Cart before horse.”

Darn! Well, thanks for clearing that up. We’ll be waiting for when you do decide to tie the knot.

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On day seven of the Wimbledon Championship, newlyweds Prince William and Kate Middleton took time today to relax at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club to watch their fellow countryman, tennis pro Andy Murray defeat Richard Gasquet of France.

Prince William & Kate Middleton’s Wedding Brings Over $1 Million To Charities

The two were seen earlier in the week at a formal military ceremony, where William awarded medals to soldiers of the Irish Guards. Kate was praised by the British media for appearing “relaxed” during her first outing as a member of the royal family.

Prince William’s Wife Kate Middleton Glowing At ARK Gala

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, was dressed in a simple white ensemble, while her husband, Duke of Cambridge, donned a sleek navy suit.

Best lookin’ couple I’ve ever seen!

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