If it sounds too strange to be true, that must mean it happened on the Jersey Shore!

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi took “having one too many” to a whole new level earlier this week, when the pint-sized Guidette got so wasted that she spent the better part of an evening waltzing with a potted plant in a local bar.

Thankfully (or maybe I should say, unfortunately) were on the scene to capture the display before Snooki could realize that she was dancing with a plastic Ficus and not a juicy meathead.  I’m just spitballin’ here, but maybe this is the sort of antics that caused castmate, Vinny Guadagnino, to leave the shore house.

I hope she at least bought the plant a drink first!