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RHONJ Melissa Gorga Sings for Record Producers

Teresa Giudice’s fiesty sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, is trying to make a name for herself on more than just the reality TV circuit.

On this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa Gorga serenaded several hotshot record producers who acted “wowed” by the stay-at-home mom’s vocal abilities.

I ain’t no music exec, but personally, I thought she sounded like a mix between Blake Shelton and a wounded moose – at best.

After the two record producers lied through their teeth and assured Gorga that she’s got the chops to become a superstar, they proceeded to ignite every jealous bone in her husband, Joe Gorga’s body, by telling him that they would need to work with his hotsy-totsy wife 15 hours a day.

The only logical explanation?  Build a studio in the basement.

Or…OR, they could come back down to Earth and realize that there is absolutely no need for another Real Housewife to have a single on the charts.

Case Closed.

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